A catholic vegetarian

[eliot mayfield]

I had fun with this guy. He tells me he's a Catholic and a vegetarian. I say he's a liar. He becomes upset saying how dare I call him a liar. I say well, either you're not a Catholic because you don't believe in eating the flesh of Jesus, or you're not a vagetarian!
He left crying because his world was shattered. To bad he's going to Hell either way.

[Brother Daoud]

Re: A catholic vegetarian

Correct me if im wrong, but that nasty cracker thing isnt meat. I know they believe its the flesh of Jesus but cmon...

Funny story none the less

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A catholic vegetarian

Correct me if im wrong, but that nasty cracker thing isnt meat. I know they believe its the flesh of Jesus but cmon...

Funny story none the less

They claim that the death cookie becomes Jesus' flesh as they eat it. It's called delusional false cannibalism.

[Father Peter Rast]

Re: A catholic vegetarian

I don't think you people quite understand the Catholic theology of the Eucharist. The substance of the bread and wine is transubstantiated into the Body and Blood of Our Lord, but the accidents remain those of bread and wine. Once you understand that, your confusion over the "death cookie," as you so charmingly call it, will be cleared up.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: A catholic vegetarian

I don't think you people quite understand the Catholic theology of the Eucharist. The substance of the bread and wine is transubstantiated into the Body and Blood of Our Lord, but the accidents remain those of bread and wine. Once you understand that, your confusion over the "death cookie," as you so charmingly call it, will be cleared up.

Well, gosh, isn't that convenient. As far as anyone can tell, the death cookie remains the death cookie, but in a parallel universe where nothing can be verified or falsified, it changes into the body and blood of Jesus. I have some bad news for you, Romanist: We True Christians™ are not about to waste our lives believing in something completely unverifiable for which we have only the word of your dress-wearing priests.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: A catholic vegetarian

I thought it was Jesus jerky?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A catholic vegetarian

I don't think you people quite understand the Catholic theology of the Eucharist. The substance of the bread and wine is transubstantiated into the Body and Blood of Our Lord, but the accidents remain those of bread and wine. Once you understand that, your confusion over the "death cookie," as you so charmingly call it, will be cleared up.

So, it changes to blood and flesh, but it really doesn't, is that what you're saying?

Tell me, why is it you Cathoholics think you are powerful enough to call down Jesus into crackers and wine for you to eat?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A catholic vegetarian

I still get teased over this kind of thing as an ex-papist. Just last week I was visiting with Sister Enid Walton and she offered me a cookie... as long as it wouldn't cause me to be overcome by a cannibalistic blood lust! Oh, how we laughed!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A catholic vegetarian

[...]but the accidents remain those of bread and wine. [...]

Accidents? Did anyone call 911? Let's have some sense here! Is anyone else wondering where Mr Thomas Martin or Mr Maurice Lester are to comment on this thread?

Chewing on some flesh in the vestry no doubt!