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  • Dragula
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2008
    • 38

    #1

    This site is ****!

    I believe that the absolute **** that comes out of this site is NOT the word of God. I also believe that what you people are teaching is not bringing people closer to God but driving a bigger and bigger wedge between people and God!
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 08-22-2008, 10:46 PM. Reason: Watch your language, demon.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: This site is crap!

    Originally posted by Dragula View Post
    I believe that the absolute crap that comes out of this site is NOT the word of God. I also believe that what you people are teaching is not bringing people closer to God but driving a bigger and bigger wedge between people and God!
    Can you show us exactly and specifically how we have fallen short of God's Holy Word? Scripture please.


    Or do you expect us to just disband our church based on the whining of a gothfag?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22880

      #3
      Re: This site is ****!

      Originally posted by Dragula View Post
      I believe that the absolute **** that comes out of this site is NOT the word of God. I also believe that what you people are teaching is not bringing people closer to God but driving a bigger and bigger wedge between people and God!
      It strikes me that you have no idea of the history and basis of Christianity. Neither have you any idea what The Lord demands of His followers, yet is all there to see in The Bible KJV1611.

      I have already responded to one of your posts complaining that I doubt you are a Christian at all.

      As the Good Pastor Ezekiel has written, I too would like to see where you think we have misquoted or misinterpreted The Word of The Lord!

      The work of Landover will continue until Godless trash like you are either condemned to the eternal darkness of damnation or repent and live the life of a True Christian washed in The Blood of The Lamb!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #4
        Re: This site is ****!

        Originally posted by Dragula View Post
        I believe ...
        Well, I believe this site is worth four stars, too!

        I hope you're on a scale of 1-4, not of 5. In that case, I'd take offense.
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