You park like shit

[Nobar King]

I went shopping for Thanksgiving on Wednesday and found this note on my windshield. Maybe I was too close to the next car?


I understand that Thanksgiving is stressful. Try to keep it together.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You park like shit

I have heard that "Shit" can mean "very quickly".

I remember protesting the mosque - when we had placed the bacon on the door handles, my colleague distinctly said "Run like shit!".

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: You park like shit

After Rapture that sinner can have the entire parking lot to himself.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: You park like shit

Given the poor handwriting of that note, I can only assume it was an angry jealous nigras who wished he had a car like yours. Begs the question though, what's a nigra doing in a public parking lot? Well, I may be mistaken. You should request security footage from wherever you were and get good images of whoever or whatever it was that left you that note.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: You park like shit

I have heard that "Shit" can mean "very quickly".

I remember protesting the mosque - when we had placed the bacon on the door handles, my colleague distinctly said "Run like shit!".

I find that surprising. If they had thought there were opportunities here, denied to them at home, which they wished to take advantage of wouldn't their idea be (but not mine, obviously) to seek avoidance of precisely the consequences they'd escaped from should they even question the Truth of Jesus?

Wouldn't they have their heads chopped off back home? The choppers-off-of-heads, maybe a privileged clique for whom there are very few consequences for anything, could hardly be expected to accept Jesus but what about the others? The ones whom they accuse? Part of our tradition, the tradition they preferred (by coming here) over whatever prevailed back home, is the practical joke. Do they really expect us to giggle along when they reject this key element of the host culture?

Yes. They do. "Giggle" for them means to deny Allah, and boy do I ever deny that rabid hallucination, so a giggle which for me means no more than clashing colours in a poorly chosen hat for them is convincing evidence of a capital offence. For their judges what else is there?

But for the escapees to persist in setting up the very system they'd escaped from there can be no excuse. It is their overarching intent to establish the hell they've "escaped" from right here. Right under our noses. And over my dead body. Practical jokes may be irksome but they ARE FUN.

So I don't care how you park. They do. Therefore they have not come here to learn. They are here to indoctrinate. Your parking is not their bridgehead but is is our alarm. And they will never gain a bridgehead for their disgusting creed again.

[CarlHudson]

Re: You park like shit

After Rapture that sinner can have the entire parking lot to himself.

Amen to that, my friend. Amen to that.






______________________________________________
True Believer in God and Photographer at <<<irrelevant information removed>>>