An Honest Mistake

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Mrs Bathfire again!

She decided that she would go to a "The Daughters of the Revolution" protest.

Unfortunately she ended up in the media at some "Iowa Women's Rights March!"

Can you spot her?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh dear. With all those pink hats, I would have thought it was a Barbie Doll Convention.

[handmaiden]

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Well, at least it was very, very white.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Yes, that's refreshing, isn't it?

PS

On the left, just in front of Mrs B, there's a woman in a white straight-jacket with her nurse behind her - is that sort of thing allowed? (I know nothing about "women's marches"...)

[Nobar King]

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The two in front must be a couple, or they bought their signs at the same sign store.

[handmaiden]

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I was able to count about five men in the photo. That's not nearly enough to supervise that many women.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Yes, that's refreshing, isn't it?

PS

On the left, just in front of Mrs B, there's a woman in a white straight-jacket with her nurse behind her - is that sort of thing allowed? (I know nothing about "women's marches"...)

George Soros funds emptying out the mental institutions and bussing them to these events.

If Donald Trump was truly under the influence of the Russians he would be jailing them like Putin did with those Pussy Riot band members.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'd suggest you see if Mrs. Bathfire missed an announcement that the Daughters of the Revolution event was moved from liberal Des Moines to the west a few counties. West of Des Moines are counties served by Godly Representative Steve King. Rep. King hates women's equality and loves the Bible. He owns an earth moving company and I'm surprised he did not come through the women's rally with his bulldozers.

[MitzaLizalor]

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All those trollops, they should just as well have themselves shorn. I'm spinning some lovely slate-coloured wool myself at the moment and was wondering what to make; there's not too much and I've been showing some friends how to do pom-poms. Of course it's 100% linen free and I will NOT be wearing it with my electric blue and lime spotted satin. It's flecked with tasteful crimson turtles.

[BrotherLarry]

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I think every man here would agree with me that the only place women should gather in such numbers is at the laundromat, the women's prayer circle, at Sunday services, or the river - as in Shall We Gather at the River?


Anything else is treasonous and leads to hellfire.


I am going to a special men's gathering on the 13th at a place called "Therapy: on 52nd Street called "Cum Play," which sounds like a wonderful place to minister to those in attendance. It has something to do with condominiums - and supposedly they are giving away FREE condominiums that night! Wow! It is wonderful to be a man and have the ability to gather freely without permission.

[handmaiden]

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I think every man here would agree with me that the only place women should gather in such numbers is at the laundromat, the women's prayer circle, at Sunday services, or the river - as in Shall We Gather at the River?

You are so right, BrotherLarry! Women do love to do laundry! My concern is that if a woman's husband cannot afford to provide his household with a washer and dryer, (or a servant to take the place of such appliances) then a trip to a laundromat opens a girl up to potentially seditious influences. All sorts of people frequent laundromats.


Rivers (as you alluded) are probably a better choice for women whose husbands can't yet afford modern washer/dryers because they don't tithe enough. If any unseemly sorts show up talking nonsense, then good, Christian ladies can bear witness.


If someone repents, there is a river right there for baptism. If the person being witnessed to blasphemes in response, there are plenty of rocks available which can be used for a good, godly stoning. Then, the river becomes a handy resource for cleaning up the mess!


Dear me, The Lord always provides, doesn't He?

[James Hutchins]

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Ugh, that must of sounded like the Perdue farm at slaughter time.
Tell Mrs. Bathfire I liked her sign. I assume you made it for her.

[BrotherLarry]

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Sister Handmaiden,


Of course, being a man, I had already thought of all the things you listed, but thank you for sharing them with the readers of God's Favorite Forum.


Indeed, Jesus thinks of everything (except Taylor Swift and Ricky Martin, of course) and His thoughtfulness extends usward every day. Sometimes I can feel when He's thinking specifically of me and I shout GLORY! no matter where I am. My ejaculations used to be a problem for me at my former job. I am so pleased to be self-employed because as a gnathologist, I can ejaculate in praise of our LORD at any time the mood hits. (Horses don't care about it)


Well, I need to go help my neighbor install soundproofing in his apartment - although I'm not sure why he's doing that - so I will bid you a fond farewell in Christ's Name. May He wrap His Loving Arms(c) around you this day and every day.


BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12

[DolliMoans]

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Can you spot her?

I think I see her high up in the window looking down, to avoid actually mingling with those husky wenches.