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Caption Contest #23!
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1. When the teleprompter broke down at the last "First World Problems whine-and-cheese festival".
2. Contest results for the category of "Dumbest reason to claim victim status":
Gold: "How Dare you confuse me with a stinking Mexican!"
Silver: "I'll marry who I want, by which I mean I will marry my 40-year old uncle"
Bronze: "Outdoor physical labor is beneath my dignity. Also, I already stole your lawnmower".
Runner up: "I am not white trash, I'm also 1/1000th native american trash".Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 12-18-2018, 09:14 PM.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Or just "Fake News."Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Yes, obviously Muslims do not comprise all terrorists. There are some Catholic terrorists in Ireland.
Stupid Chink, no one is contending that you are blind, just that you lack vertical periphery through your little eye slits.
Yes, your hair is clearly real (and not one of them white-imitating "weaves"). But why do nigras have pubic hair sprouting out of their scalps instead of just in their naughty bits like normal people?
Yes sand person, you'll marry whoever you want, because you've been brainwashed by the Muslim cult to think it's a choice. Yes, it's also a choice to wear that burqa. Sure, you'll be called a slut, gang raped, and stoned to death if you go without it, but yes, 100% your choice.
Shut up, colored boy.
The fat beaner refusing to cut the grass is lazier than your average Mexican. Wetbacks tend to be pretty athletic so this one is probably an anchor baby and, judging by his size, a welfare mooch. The only "grass" he touches is the marijuana!
No, we're not all Mexican, you silly Mexican girl. I for one am surely not a Mexican!
Yes, some Asians are dumb. But they keep those ones in Asia for brute labor and factory work, they only send the geniuses to America as sleeper agents.
Correct, you're not white trash. White is beautiful! You are trash because you are unsaved. Enjoy hell!
How did I do?I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!Comment
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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GTFO.
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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(Sung to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme)
Here's the story, of some mouthy beaners,
who thought people cared what they said.
Don't be fooled. It's a ploy.
They'll come and rape you in bed.
That's why they're called The Shady Bunch!
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