What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

[Jean Poole]

Ladies, let's discuss the many things that our True Christian™ husbands do to keep us Godly and on the path of Righteousness.

My husband:

- Gives me pre-emptive beatings every night so that I can be reminded to be Godly the next day.
- Locks me in my prayer closet at my Monthly Time. He knows that it is good for me not to dirty the house!
- Beats me every time he comes home and the house is not perfect. Bless this good man, my housekeeping skills have improved very quickly over the years!

What do your loving husbands do, Ladies?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

Ladies, let's discuss the many things that our True Christian™ husbands do to keep us Godly and on the path of Righteousness.

My husband:

- Gives me pre-emptive beatings every night so that I can be reminded to be Godly the next day.
- Locks me in my prayer closet at my Monthly Time. He knows that it is good for me not to dirty the house!
- Beats me every time he comes home and the house is not perfect. Bless this good man, my housekeeping skills have improved very quickly over the years!

What do your loving husbands do, Ladies?

Tells me every day that he loves me and is grateful that the gods brought us together

Expresses appreciation for the things I do to help maintain the household.

Does his share of maintaining the household.

Kisses me every day before I leave for work and when I get home from work.

[christain-goth]

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Tells me every day that he loves me and is grateful that the gods brought us together

Expresses appreciation for the things I do to help maintain the household.

Does his share of maintaining the household.

Kisses me every day before I leave for work and when I get home from work.

Aww thats so sweet

Mother of 20, your husband is abusing you. You shouldn't be threatened into doing anything, whether you enjoy doing it or not. I honestly suggest you get help, before something serious happens to you.
However if you want to stay in the relationship then there's nothing I can do for you.

[Bob4God]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

Tells me every day that he loves me and is grateful that the gods brought us together

Expresses appreciation for the things I do to help maintain the household.

Does his share of maintaining the household.

Kisses me every day before I leave for work and when I get home from work.

I truly hope that this doesn't mean the HE stays at home while YOU go out and earn the living!! THIS IS NOT GOD'S PLAN!

Your husband is a lazy good for nothing bum who does not deserve to eat!

"For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat." -2 Thessalonians 3:10

Don't you want a real man? A man who knows how to do an honest day's work for an honest pay? A man who will set your womanly feet on the path of goodliness?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I truly hope that this doesn't mean the HE stays at home while YOU go out and earn the living!! THIS IS NOT GOD'S PLAN!

Your husband is a lazy good for nothing bum who does not deserve to eat!

"For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat." -2 Thessalonians 3:10

Don't you want a real man? A man who knows how to do an honest day's work for an honest pay? A man who will set your womanly feet on the path of goodliness?

He does work. But he works a five-day forty-hour week and I work a four-day forty-hour week. So I leave earlier and come home later than he does, but I have an extra day off every week.

[Bob4God]

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He does work. But he works a five-day forty-hour week and I work a four-day forty-hour week. So I leave earlier and come home later than he does, but I have an extra day off every week.

He's still a sissy.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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He's still a sissy.

That's your opinion. I think he's a wonderful man and I am thrilled to have him as my soulmate.

[Frenchy]

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I spank my wife with our bedroom's bible for around 15 minutes every evening, this way she doesn't forget who she belongs to.
I do the same with my 2 yo kid and my 6 yo boy every morning so they start up fresh for their prayer.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I spank my wife with our bedroom's bible for around 15 minutes every evening, this way she doesn't forget who she belongs to.
I do the same with my 2 yo kid and my 6 yo boy every morning so they start up fresh for their prayer.

Sadistic bastard.

[ExGay Alex]

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That's your opinion. I think he's a wonderful man and I am thrilled to have him as my soulmate.

I am more than a little alarmed by this. Your husband is not supposed to be your soulmate but the head of the family. Wives should submit to their husband's leadership as they submit to Christ's leadership of His body, the church. He gave his life, after all, to be its savior. You must obey your husband in everything just as the church obeys Christ. See Ephesians 5:22-24.

Jesus should be your "soulmate," not your husband.

[Jean Poole]

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I said "Ladies". Old Iron Crotch and Stained Goth, you are not ladies.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

- Locks me in my prayer closet at my Monthly Time. He knows that it is good for me not to dirty the house!

I am appalled that your husband would allow you to sully your prayer closet in this manner. I bet Jesus can practically taste the menstrual blood when you pray to Him. Tell your husband to have you build a monthly curse shed in the farthest corner of the backyard asap.

[Jean Poole]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

Excellent point, Old Man Hatchet. I shall apologize to Jesus and get started on it.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

Excellent point, Old Man Hatchet. I shall apologize to Jesus and get started on it.

And then you can apologize to me for not addressing me as Mr. Hatchet.

[Jean Poole]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

Whoops! Very sorry, Mr.Hatchet.