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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

    Originally posted by Alex the Russian View Post
    I am more than a little alarmed by this. Your husband is not supposed to be your soulmate but the head of the family. Wives should submit to their husband's leadership as they submit to Christ's leadership of His body, the church. He gave his life, after all, to be its savior. You must obey your husband in everything just as the church obeys Christ. See Ephesians 5:22-24.

    Jesus should be your "soulmate," not your husband.

    Since neither of us is Christian, the Bible's rules regarding marriage (or anything else) do not apply to us.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

      Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
      Since neither of us is Christian, the Bible's rules regarding marriage (or anything else) do not apply to us.
      See, that's where you're wrong, witch. God's Holy Word applies to every single creature on earth. The fact that you wantonly reject His temporary sacrifice on our behalf is your problem. Rejecting God doesn't get you off the hook.

      As I've said before; Hell is filled with surprised fools like you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Old Man Hatchet
        Super Moderator
        Beloved Church Elder
        World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2084

        #18
        Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
        Since neither of us is Christian, the Bible's rules regarding marriage (or anything else) do not apply to us.
        Wrong. God created you--not His best work, obviously--and therefore you are bound by His laws.

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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #19
          Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

          Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
          Wrong. God created you--not His best work, obviously--and therefore you are bound by His laws.

          Wrong - my mom and dad created me. DNA doesn't lie.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Old Man Hatchet
            Super Moderator
            Beloved Church Elder
            World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2084

            #20
            Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
            Wrong - my mom and dad created me.
            Yes, a retard diddled a goat and you were created, but it was through Providence. God oversees the creation of everything.

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            • savinggraceless
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Sep 2008
              • 67

              #21
              Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

              I don't understand, Old Man Hatchett, why you feel the need that you have to throw insults at people all the time. I don't think that is very kind of you.

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              • Old Man Hatchet
                Super Moderator
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                World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
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                • Sep 2006
                • 2084

                #22
                Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

                Originally posted by savinggrace View Post
                I don't understand, Old Man Hatchett, why you feel the need that you have to throw insults at people all the time. I don't think that is very kind of you.
                What are you basing this on? The way I treat Old Iron Crotch? She is a contemptible harlot. She also hankers for my Godly tallywacker, and I don't want to mislead her by being too nice to her. Now mind your own business, nitwit.

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                • savinggraceless
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                  • Sep 2008
                  • 67

                  #23
                  Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

                  My point has been made.

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                  • Jean Poole
                    Mother of 20
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 384

                    #24
                    Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

                    Your point has not been made, savinggrace, you heathen. Who do you think you are, speaking in such a manner to Mr. Hatchet?
                    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                    • savinggraceless
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                      • Sep 2008
                      • 67

                      #25
                      Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

                      I am a wretched sinner born a God-hater, saved by the precious blood of Jesus Christ made anew through the "regeneration of the Holy Spirit" (Titus 3:5) and being "transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God." (Romans 12:2). And plan to follow His command in Matthew 28:18-20
                      18 And Jesus came and spoke to them, saying, “All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth. 19 Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20 teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.” Amen.

                      I am out to please God not man. To seek Him and follow Him where ever He may lead.

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                      • savinggraceless
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 67

                        #26
                        Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

                        that is who I am.

                        And I honestly think it wouldn't hurt for OMH to have his mouth washed out with soup. It might do him some good.

                        That is my point.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #27
                          Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

                          Originally posted by savinggrace View Post

                          And I honestly think it wouldn't hurt for OMH to have his mouth washed out with soup. It might do him some good.
                          What kind of soup?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Old Man Hatchet
                            Super Moderator
                            Beloved Church Elder
                            World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
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                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2084

                            #28
                            Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            What kind of soup?
                            I think that strumpet was offering to make dinner for me. I get tired of women lusting after me and propositioning me. If I could take my sex appeal down a couple of notches, I would.

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                            • savinggraceless
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                              • Sep 2008
                              • 67

                              #29
                              Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              What kind of soup?
                              Haha! So much for that huh? I meant soap. Spelling has never been a strong point for me. At least I can laugh at myself though.

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                              • savinggraceless
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                                • Sep 2008
                                • 67

                                #30
                                Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

                                OMH you are one sick man. You might want to try spending more time in your Bible and less on this forum.

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