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    Worst epitath

    We're just having fun right? So imagine one day sadly tragic events occur and you are headline news all over the world. It's the last thing that you will forever be remembered by. How bad can it possibly be right?

    I submit first: Dr. Anthony J. Toole ‘Incoherent’ at Courthouse, Rape Case Suspended For Mental Health Exam
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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    Re: Worst epitath

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    We're just having fun right? So imagine one day sadly tragic events occur and you are headline news all over the world. It's the last thing that you will forever be remembered by. How bad can it possibly be right?

    I submit first: Dr. Anthony J. Toole ‘Incoherent’ at Courthouse, Rape Case Suspended For Mental Health Exam
    Oh, Dr. Toole. Your sense of humor is wicked.

    Your actual epitaph will read: Dr. Anthony J. Toole, Healer and Fearless Soldier for Jesus Christ.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      Re: Worst epitath

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      Oh, Dr. Toole. Your sense of humor is wicked.

      Your actual epitaph will read: Dr. Anthony J. Toole, Healer and Fearless Soldier for Jesus Christ.
      Oh you're too kind Mr. Mayor.

      When I think of your death, the worst possible ephiphaph for us to read the next morning at Worship Circle will be: Mayor Johny Joe Hold, who hated sin, found self-strangled by an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.

      That will be a day to forget If it even happens, which I doubt.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • #4
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        I have never subscribed to the idea of "epitaphs". It is akin to admitting you're dead rather than very much alive and living in Paradise with Jesus.
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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          I have never subscribed to the idea of "epitaphs". It is akin to admitting you're dead rather than very much alive and living in Paradise with Jesus.
          Ezekial Bathfire, not dead but living in Paradise with Jesus, found partially eaten by pet cats
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • #6
            Re: Worst epitath

            Dennis Lukes sentenced to 40 consecutive life sentences, vows never to reveal location of remains.
            Man that would suck. This is just like a fake thing right?
            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            • #7
              Re: Worst epitath

              While we're doing hypotheticals, how about this one, Pastor choses death rather than perform homer marriage.
              Suppose the pastor had been kidnapped by homers and given the choice of doing such a marriage or death. If he chose death wouldn't people wander if he might have saved many souls by living on as a wonderful preacher? Just wondering.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #8
                Re: Worst epitath

                CONVERTED TO ISLAM
                celebrated with absinthe

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                • #9
                  Re: Worst epitath

                  Rapture Happened. WWJDnow Left Behind.

                  I have nightmares about this regularly. No doubt those come directly from Satan.

                  I would have thought Mayor Hold's worst epitaph would have been Democrats Sweep Freehold Elections. The Devil sends that nightmare to me, too.
                  The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Worst epitath

                    Guilty as Charged: Donald Trump Sentenced to Prison
                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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