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  • negro baby rapist
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2008
    • 4

    #1

    Jesus hates all of you.

    Jesus never used electricity, a computer, and most certainly not the internet, so neither should you. From what I hear you are against doing thins that Jesus didn't do, therefore this website in itself goes against you so-called "religion."
    Why don't you all just own up to the fact that you're a bunch of flaming homosexual, negro-baby rapists?
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Jesus hates all of you.

    Originally posted by k-robbins View Post
    Why don't you all just own up to the fact that you're a bunch of flaming homosexual, negro-baby rapists?
    I'm confused. Are you suggesting that we rape negro babies? Why would anyone want to do that?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
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      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #3
      Re: Jesus hates all of you.

      Originally posted by k-robbins View Post
      Jesus never used electricity, a computer, and most certainly not the internet, so neither should you. From what I hear you are against doing thins that Jesus didn't do, therefore this website in itself goes against you so-called "religion."
      Why don't you all just own up to the fact that you're a bunch of flaming homosexual, negro-baby rapists?
      I know you are, but what am I?

      Sorry. I thought perhaps if I responded at your level, you'd understand.

      So, Baskin-Robbins, what did you "hear"?

      Obviously we use computers. We also drive cars, fly planes, and speak English, all things Jesus didn't do.

      Since this isn't Islam, we are not required to freeze technology and language at some arbitrary point in time.

      Are you a retarded, or just another Hellbound 4chan loser here to mock Jesus?
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      • negro baby rapist
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2008
        • 4

        #4
        Re: Jesus hates all of you.

        isn't 4chan that internet forum full of nerds that spend their lives spamming people or something? not me.
        somebody on this website said "jesus didn't ski, so i most certainly won't"
        just assuming that you would all apply the same reasoning in your lives.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22884

          #5
          Re: Jesus hates all of you.

          Originally posted by negro baby rapist View Post
          [...]somebody on this website said "jesus didn't ski, so i most certainly won't"just assuming that you would all apply the same reasoning in your lives.
          Do you think you could take a day off from being brainless?

          The Lord tells us to do some things, e.g. stone homers and forbids us from doing others, e.g. make graven images. He leaves quite a bit to our free will, that way He knows we are genuine in our Love of Him, or in your case, not.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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          • negro baby rapist
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2008
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Jesus hates all of you.

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Do you think you could take a day off from being brainless?

            The Lord tells us to do some things, e.g. stone homers and forbids us from doing others, e.g. make graven images. He leaves quite a bit to our free will, that way He knows we are genuine in our Love of Him, or in your case, not.
            why would i want your "God" to love me? he'd probably just end up raping me in the anus. i don't want to be anally raped.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Jesus hates all of you.

              Originally posted by negro baby rapist View Post
              isn't 4chan that internet forum full of nerds that spend their lives spamming people or something? not me.
              You sure sound like an internet troll to me, viciously attacking our Sister in Christ like that.
              Originally posted by negro baby rapist View Post
              why would i want your "God" to love me? he'd probably just end up raping me in the anus. i don't want to be anally raped.
              Why not? You do it to negro babies, don't you?

              Did I misunderstand your name? Are you a negro who rapes babies, instead of a rapist of negro babies? Or are you a negro baby who rapes?

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Jesus hates all of you.

                Originally posted by negro baby rapist View Post
                isn't 4chan that internet forum full of nerds that spend their lives spamming people or something? not me.
                If you're not a nerd who spends their life spamming people, how do you account for the fact that you're a nerd who spends your life spamming people?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus hates all of you.

                  Looks like JESUS hates YOU!

                  Enjoy eternal torture in HELL silly faggit!
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22884

                    #10
                    Re: Jesus hates all of you.

                    Originally posted by negro baby rapist View Post
                    why would i want your "God" to love me? he'd probably just end up raping me in the anus. i don't want to be anally raped.
                    Clearly you are struggling with your own deep-seated homersexuality and inflicting your rabid fantasies on others to draw attention to your inadequacies. You are a homer and a vile sinner - you are destined for the lowest Pits of Hell.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151

                      #11
                      Re: Jesus hates all of you.

                      Actually you do want to be anally raped. By Satan. Have fun in hell sinner.

                      Originally posted by negro baby rapist View Post
                      why would i want your "God" to love me? he'd probably just end up raping me in the anus. i don't want to be anally raped.


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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