[JennyD]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Why is it that . . . well, just WHY?!

[Uncle Crow]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Why is it that . . . well, just WHY?!

Sister, I'm afraid that's just our curse

Brother Remy, could you possible PM me some remedial "EXing" lessons? I'm afraid I don't completely understand your posts. It's my curse.

[Nobar King]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Did you read this whole thread, boy, or just the last post?

[Uncle Crow]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I'm sorry. As you know I am subject to bouts of laziness. Getting right on that sir.

[Nobar King]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

If you want to be an ex-negro you're going to have to learn to talk like an American. How'd you get into college? Affirmative Action? You know what kind of Affirmative Action we have here at Landover?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I'm sorry. As you know I am subject to bouts of laziness. Getting right on that sir.

Impressive. A respectful tar baby.

Would you like a job? I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Shinning shoes and polishing fine silver is a forgotten art!

I'm a very thoughtful employer. Every Friday you get a free bucket of fried chicken, a watermellon and a 6 pack of malt liquor.


p/s: Can you tap dance?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Why is it that . . . well, just WHY?!

Isn't it obvious, sister? It was no doubt a hot and humid day. Her nappy "bede bees" got sooo tight from the humidity that her brain matter was being both yanked and crushed simultaneously. That and the crack those sows love to snort up their huge cavernous nostrils.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Sister, I'm afraid that's just our curse

Brother Remy, could you possible PM me some remedial "EXing" lessons? I'm afraid I don't completely understand your posts. It's my curse.

Look here, boy. It takes more than a couple of online instructions to be purified in the Blood of Jesus. You have to not only read the Holy Bible KJV 1611, but you need to feel it. You must be monitored and tried. And let us not forget the brown paper bag, peach plastic bag, and tar pit tests which categorizes academy applicants in order to provided them with instruction and training tailored to their particular intellectual capabilities.

In the dead of night could you scare someone half to death by smiling and/or opening your eyes? Just trying to get a feel for where you stand.

[Uncle Crow]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Look here, boy. It takes more than a couple of online instructions to be purified in the Blood of Jesus. You have to not only read the Holy Bible KJV 1611, but you need to feel it. You must be monitored and tried. And let us not forget the brown paper bag, peach plastic bag, and tar pit tests which categorizes academy applicants in order to provided them with instruction and training tailored to their particular intellectual capabilities.

In the dead of night could you scare someone half to death by smiling and/or opening your eyes? Just trying to get a feel for where you stand.

Caucasian Americans feel quite comfortable around me actually, unlike most of my peers.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Caucasian Americans feel quite comfortable around me actually, unlike most of my peers.

I take it your peers know better?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Brother Remy,

Does the term miscegenation apply to an ex-negro?

YIC,
Sayved

[Turdhead part 2]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Erm...how can you be an ex-negro?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Erm...how can you be an ex-negro?

Its all part of the outreach Ministries at Landover. Just follow the link. Praise!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Brother Remy,

Does the term miscegenation apply to an ex-negro?

YIC,
Sayved

Yes, if that ex-negro sullies himself with a nigress, slant, mexican't, sand nig, injun, dot head, eye-talian or polack. That's just common sense.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Erm...how can you be an ex-negro?

By giving up the jigaboo lifestyle and accepting Jesus into one's heart. Negrodom is a one-way express train to Hell. Jesus can wash even the darkest of black hearts white with His Holy Blood.

Are you a nigra? Do you want to end your life of crack smoking, pie stealing, white women raping, shuck'n and jiv'n, promiscuity and the fascination with gaudy jewelry?