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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Eucher

    I'm playing Euchure on-line. Euchure is a card game and I'm playing with church groups. Is my soul in danger of eternal damnation?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #2
    Re: Eucher

    This game "Eucharist" seems papist! The best you can do is to play your best, leave them in penury and donate everything to Landover!
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #3
      Re: Eucher

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield
      I joined some tournament...
      I am afraid I do not know what "Eucher" is, Brother Mayfield. But I approach all card games with both antennae UP.

      The dreaded tarot deck originated in the "Renaissance", disguised as a game called Tarocchi (or Tarocchini). People thought they were playing a mere parlor game...but in reality, were being used by evil forces.

      I urge you to explore the roots of this "Eucher" group further, perhaps saving both your mother and yourself from hidden danger.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Eucher

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        I'm playing Euchure on-line. Euchure is a card game and I'm playing with church groups. Is my soul in danger of eternal damnation?
        Here's the trouble Brother; playing on-line means you don't know who your opponent might be. What if you accidentaly ended up playing with a sodomite?!

        You could catch the AIDS!!!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #5
          Re: Eucher

          Why not play a game like World of Warcraft, where Landover has a very powerful guild and spends the majority of its time spreading the Good News of Jesus to pasty-white sinners living in momma's basement It's a glorious time--we have fun and there is little to no risk of being persecuted!
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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #6
            Re: Eucher

            Well an online card game sounds close to being a video game, which are just a means of the Japanese to turn American children into homers. I say avoid it at all costs!

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #7
              Re: Eucher

              Are you sure Eucher isn't a slang word for some sex act? It just sounds wrong to me.
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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Eucher

                Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                Why not play a game like World of Warcraft, where Landover has a very powerful guild and spends the majority of its time spreading the Good News of Jesus to pasty-white sinners living in momma's basement It's a glorious time--we have fun and there is little to no risk of being persecuted!
                I thought a bunch of people were already doing that. How do we go about it?
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Eucher

                  Careful, Brother, this could be dangerous. The Men in the Cult of Do, playing this 'Eunuch' game, ended up killing themselves -
                  when the Hale-Bopp Comet didn't arrive on time

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: Eucher

                    I thought a Eucher was someone with his "stones" cut off?
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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #11
                      Re: Eucher

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      I thought a Eucher was someone with his "stones" cut off?
                      No, that's called Kerry.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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