[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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And can you truly deny that if you and I were stranded on a desert island with no source of food you would NOT consider me emergency rations?

Of course not! Who would fetch and carry for me? The ocean is FULL of food and I know how to get it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well if you know how to get it why would you need me to fetch and carry?
I'd be working on a raft to get the hell outta there......
But, ok, you've proved your point, you aren't into considering people as emergency rations.
Hmm, I guess you TC™'s do surprise me after all...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well if you know how to get it why would you need me to fetch and carry?

Because I'd be sending YOU to get it.

I'd be working on a raft to get the hell outta there......

You couldn't build a raft in a million years. In any case, you don't build a raft, you build a fire. Someone on a sailboat sees the smoke and comes to rescue you. Then you kill them and take their boat.

But, ok, you've proved your point, you aren't into considering people as emergency rations.

Hmm, I guess you TC™'s do surprise me after all...

We are the salt of the earth.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Because I'd be sending YOU to get it.

You have a perfectly good (I assume) pair of legs, Pastor. Why couldn't you do it yourself?

You couldn't build a raft in a million years. In any case, you don't build a raft, you build a fire. Someone on a sailboat sees the smoke and comes to rescue you. Then you kill them and take their boat.

Oh, I could build a raft. If it was either that or be stuck as your errand girl on an island listening to your telling me how I'm going to hell then believe me, I'd build a raft!

We are the salt of the earth.

I think that was a typo, wasn't it. Surely you meant to replace the 'alt' in 'salt' with 'ods' ?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You have a perfectly good (I assume) pair of legs, Pastor. Why couldn't you do it yourself?

Because if "I" had to catch my own food I might mistake you for a fish.

Oh, I could build a raft. If it was either that or be stuck as your errand girl on an island listening to your telling me how I'm going to hell then believe me, I'd build a raft!

I wouldn't be telling you anything. I would have you following me around reading the Bible to me all day.

I think that was a typo, wasn't it. Surely you meant to replace the 'alt' in 'salt' with 'ods' ?

Clickety clack, the adding maching tallies up the points!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Because if "I" had to catch my own food I might mistake you for a fish.

Hmm, easy to mistake a person that walks on land for a fish, isn't it? old

I wouldn't be telling you anything. I would have you following me around reading the Bible to me all day.

Sweet merciful crawdads, and here I was thinking there couldn't be a hell....

Clickety clack, the adding maching tallies up the points!

You really should talk to Ching Lee about those pinecones she seems to keep dropping on the seat of your la-z-boy recliner, Pastor