[Brother Temperance]

Hahahaha!!!
Contextual ads, eh? I wonder what else will come up

I wonder what kind of a pervert would want to buy your hat.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

The same kind of perverts that find hidden perverse meanings in shrimp/prawn flavored chips/crackers/crisps.

[Mrs. Rogers]

The same kind of perverts that find hidden perverse meanings in shrimp/prawn flavored chips/crackers/crisps.

Jooz?

Whenever I visit this thread, I see ads for hair extensions and beauty salons - that better not be a hint on your part, Helsinger!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Moi?? Oh, but you and the other ladies here are...uh...much too Godly to be needing a makeover, Mrs Rogers

[Mrs. Rogers]

Moi?? Oh, but you and the other ladies here are...uh...much too Godly to be needing a makeover, Mrs Rogers

Why, thank you for recognising that indelible FACT, Mrs. Helsing. Now I'm seeing an ad for anti-aging products - what nerve!

But it could be worse; at least I haven't inspired an ad for "funeral advice" ... I do hope Brother Enobarbus has his affairs in order.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Why, thank you for recognising that indelible FACT, Mrs. Helsing. Now I'm seeing an ad for anti-aging products - what nerve!

I'm seeing ads for that hat again, and ads asking me to donate my car??
Don't fret, Mrs Rogers. I'm sure those anti aging ads would be targeted at a much less Godly woman than yourself

But it could be worse; at least I haven't inspired an ad for "funeral advice" ... I do hope Brother Enobarbus has his affairs in order.

Eno has been getting funeral advice ads?
I'm not sure I want to know what ads Brother Temperance is getting

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'm seeing ads for that hat again, and ads asking me to donate my car??

You own a car? I thought you tree-hugging communists only rode bicycles.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

That's just it though. I DON'T own a car. With gas prices these days, not to mention global warming, who would want to?

[Bobby-Joe]

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That's just it though. I DON'T own a car. With gas prices these days, not to mention global warming, who would want to?

Global Warming is a lie by that demon Al Gore. Really people don't own "cars" they own SUVs or trucks with a maximum gas mileage of 15 miles to the gallon.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Global Warming is a lie by that demon Al Gore. Really people don't own "cars" they own SUVs or trucks with a maximum gas mileage of 15 miles to the gallon.

So I take it you don't care if the air becomes no longer breathable..?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So I take it you don't care if the air becomes no longer breathable..?

Not where you live.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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old I hate to break it to you, Pastor, but such a thing would be worldwide.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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old I hate to break it to you, Pastor, but such a thing would be worldwide.

I hate to break the news to you ONCE AGAIN that I am right and you are wrong, but where I live the air will be just fine. I live within ten miles of the cleanest air on earth. Pure, sweet, unpolluted. It will still be clean here when everyone else is dead from pollution and global warming.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Not unless you'll be living in one of those futuristic domed cities they're talking about.

Face it, my dear Pastor Al, if the situation is 'the world is doomed', that does NOT mean 'the world is doomed except for Pastor Al E Pistle'. old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Face it, my dear Pastor Al, if the situation is 'the world is doomed', that does NOT mean 'the world is doomed except for Pastor Al E Pistle'. old

Not at all.....everyone in my remote congregation will survive to serve me until JESUS returns.