[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Goodbye

It's the Out It Find You'll forum at facepunch studios forums.

Basically, a bunch of video game addicted 'tards yammering in LEET-speak and thinking they're clever.

Too bad they're advertising their association there with their behavior here, as Mr. Newmann at Facepunch would probably not want the considerable weight of Landover Baptist Church coming up against him (and his whopping three employees), and will likely decide to ban all the little 'tards. If not shut down his own forums.

*After checking out the link*
AAARRRRGGHHHH!!!!! My eyes, my eyes!!!

It seems one needs to be registered to access that particular forum but the login page.....yyyeeeeeeeuuuuuchhhh!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Goodbye

And by the way, you do know that rapeing cats was just me joking... or was it... DUN DUN DUNNNN

What about the part about being a Catholic? I mean, raping cats is just normal heathen behaviour (I have it on good authority that a certain Hell-bound Singner who shall go nameless gets through at least 15 a day), but going through weird rites where a paedophile feeds you cookies and wine and you pretend to be a vampiric cannibal is really worrying.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Goodbye

Boo-hoo, you all suck. You hate too much and I can't take it. Boo-hoo, nobody loves me, not even me. I'm going to go now.

Just thought I'd give you another chance to tell me you love me and you want me to stay.

All right, I mean it this time, I'm going.

I'm really going to leave now...

.... Hello? Doesn't anybody care that I'm leaving? You'll never hear from me again!... Okay, here I go... watch me go, now!

Are you ever going to actually do it??

[lilith]

Re: Goodbye

Arent you going to ban me yet? Please do so. k thx

Jeez JUMP already willya!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Goodbye

Jeez JUMP already willya!

Exactly! Like, that the hell?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Goodbye

Exactly! Like, that the hell?

Heathens!

Clearly, this young boy realizes that Landover may be his last chance to attain eternal salvation, and that jumping ship -- while watching his little buddies try to spam our Godly Forum -- could be the final nail in his soul's coffin, damning him to an eternity of Hellfire.

And you? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? How much is Satan paying you for each soul you turn from God? HMMM?

Piecemeal, I suggest you sit your little self down with a KJV1611 (if you don't have hard copy handy, it's available online. Just Google it!) and a notepad. Start reading at Genesis, and finish with Revelation.

As you read, take notes on each chapter. Say what happened, any verses that pop out at you as important or meaningful, and -- most importantly -- what the chapter teaches you about who God and Jesus are.

You'll be quite surprised when you compare what the Bible says to what Pastor Feelgood says. God's not Santa Claus, all happiness and sweetness. And Jesus is no elf, bearing candy canes for all who ask.

[Poetic Peter]

"Hello Peacekeeper..." (my cousin speaks)

http://img254.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sound236sp7.swf

...k bye

[WickedWitch]

Re: "Hello Peacekeeper..." (my cousin speaks)

http://img254.imageshack.us/my.php?i...ound236sp7.swf

*Cackles* You're insane and I freaking love you!! Is that really your voice? That's marvelous, I'm going to send that to everyone I know!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Goodbye

Also you guys are idiots for using the internet and not familiarlizing yourselves with the internet talk. Its called www.urbandictionary.com

And just why would one want to spend valuable time learning to speak like an idiot?

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Goodbye

Hello Peacemaker love!!

I'm a "heathen" too, love...according to these self righteous Bible Thumpers here are LBC. Anyways love...you raped 5 cats? Hmmm...that's even stranger than the things I do. Oh well....wanna talk about it love?


Twink

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: Goodbye

Hmm, it does seem like this peacemaker heathen truly yearns for the acceptance of Jesus deep inside, seeing as he persists in staying and has not made good on his promise to leave.

He may be a vile 'L33t' speaker, but perhaps he might be saved at least enough to become a servant for one of the Godly Pastors?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Goodbye

Sweet, i knew i could get everyone pissed off on this forum! My friend owes me $5 tommorow.

We're not pissed off. If we were, why would we refuse to ban you? (Other than your DOF file indicating you were trying to get banned, of course.)

We keep retards like you around for the women to bat around and sharpen their claws on, like little cat toys. Haven't you figured out your innate inferiority yet?

Hmm, it does seem like this peacemaker heathen truly yearns for the acceptance of Jesus deep inside, seeing as he persists in staying and has not made good on his promise to leave.

He may be a vile 'L33t' speaker, but perhaps he might be saved at least enough to become a servant for one of the Godly Pastors?

HA! Far too dull-witted for any of the Pastors, I'm sure. Especially when they can pick up a trained monkey at any pet shop.

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: Goodbye

HA! Far too dull-witted for any of the Pastors, I'm sure. Especially when they can pick up a trained monkey at any pet shop.

Hmm, but then, a trained monkey is probably a touch on the expensive side, whereas if this heathen were given the proper shock therapy care, one of the Pastors could probably have him for free. It probably wouldn't be safe to keep him near any of the Landover ladies, though. Creatures like this are well known to slobber and jump and hump on everything in sight, especially women!

Hmm, maybe it could clean out toilets at the Landover University?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: "Hello Peacekeeper..." (my cousin speaks)

http://img254.imageshack.us/my.php?i...ound236sp7.swf

What Alie said. I love it!!!

[Brother Patience]

Re: Goodbye

Also you guys are idiots for using the internet and not familiarlizing yourselves with the internet talk. Its called www.urbandictionary.com

I'm sorry, but I had to address this. You do realize, my young friend, that most of what you call "internet talk" is actually laughed at by people with BRAINS who use the internet, and was developed almost solely by AOL users before AOL took the training wheels of their servers and let their subscribers play with the rest of the world? (One of their more regrettable decisions....it unleashed a plague upon us unsuspecting innocents who realized what the 'Net could truly BE.....) and in most forums, the use of l337, chat-speak, 0r teh n00bz yoz!!!!!!11111oneoneonelolz!, is a BAN-ABLE offense? So, before you start shoving "internet talk" at people, learn just what it is you're talking about. Stop trying to be "cool", grow a brain, and GET! A! LIFE! Jesus dun speak l337, buddy.

To the rest of Landover:
I'm sorry for my outburst, but this happens to be one of my little buttons that sends me into rant mode. If I've over-stepped any boundaries I apologize, and may Jesus forgive me my anger.....