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  • Peacekeeper
    • Jan 2007
    • 115
    #1

    Goodbye

    I am leaving, i have now realized that this forum is just full of COMPLETELY racist, and sexist individuals. I have some confessions.
    -I am catholic SUPRISE!!!
    -I am from TEH OIFY! It is where all the recent invaders of your website are from
    -I have tons of screenshots of these threads and there is already a ton of people who know about this website so be expecting more and more people, although alot of them are disrespectful im sorry
    -and i raped 5 cats during my session on this website
    -oh yeah and i LOVE democrats and george bush is a
    I know you will definately delete this but not before i take a screenshot AHAHAHA!!!
    Just this next part i dare you not to edit:
    What you people dont realize is that there is a world out there. God wants you to explore it. The rules he set out were meant as guidelines to how you live your life, not how you force others to live their lives. People have a choice, a choice god gave us to use. We can pick all the different religions, but it is the same God we are worshipping, just different guidelines to help us on the journey of our life. You have to get out there and meet the people you hate (which is everyone like you aka: nobody) and talk to them. You will notice they arent the people you so called hate. Goodbye forever.

    PS: In canada the owners of this website would be charged with racism and sexism and put away for a long time. But in dear old dumbass southern yankland everyone hates niggas just like you and bush!!!
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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892
      #2
      Re: Goodbye

      Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
      I am leaving, i have now realized that this forum is just full of COMPLETELY racist, and sexist individuals. I have some confessions.
      -I am catholic SUPRISE!!!
      -I am from TEH OIFY! It is where all the recent invaders of your website are from
      -I have tons of screenshots of these threads and there is already a ton of people who know about this website so be expecting more and more people, although alot of them are disrespectful im sorry
      -and i raped 5 cats during my session on this website
      -oh yeah and i LOVE democrats and george bush is a
      I know you will definately delete this but not before i take a screenshot AHAHAHA!!!
      Just this next part i dare you not to edit:
      What you people dont realize is that there is a world out there. God wants you to explore it. The rules he set out were meant as guidelines to how you live your life, not how you force others to live their lives. People have a choice, a choice god gave us to use. We can pick all the different religions, but it is the same God we are worshipping, just different guidelines to help us on the journey of our life. You have to get out there and meet the people you hate (which is everyone like you aka: nobody) and talk to them. You will notice they arent the people you so called hate. Goodbye forever.

      PS: In canada the owners of this website would be charged with racism and sexism and put away for a long time. But in dear old dumbass southern yankland everyone hates niggas just like you and bush!!!
      Do the cathylick "god" approve of cat raping?
      I knew you were a vile bunch, but not THAT disgusting.

      And why are you such a mean racist?
      Refering to negros as "niggas" is low, even for a cathylick.
      We have no tolerance for hatemongers here.
      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 01-18-2007, 09:41 PM.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Goodbye

          Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
          PS: In canada the owners of this website would be charged with racism and sexism and put away for a long time. But in dear old dumbass southern yankland everyone hates niggas just like you and bush!!!
          That is because we Godly Americans have a Consitution to protect us Christians against hate mongering tools of the anti-Christ like you.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

          Hot Must ReadThreads!


          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131
              #4
              Re: Goodbye

              Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
              -I am from TEH OIFY! It is where all the recent invaders of your website
              The what?
              Netspeak is so abominable.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729
                  #5
                  Re: Goodbye

                  Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                  I am leaving, i have now realized that this forum is just full of COMPLETELY racist, and sexist individuals. I have some confessions.
                  -I am catholic SUPRISE!!!
                  -I am from TEH OIFY! It is where all the recent invaders of your website are from
                  -I have tons of screenshots of these threads and there is already a ton of people who know about this website so be expecting more and more people, although alot of them are disrespectful im sorry
                  -and i raped 5 cats during my session on this website
                  -oh yeah and i LOVE democrats and george bush is a
                  I know you will definately delete this but not before i take a screenshot AHAHAHA!!!
                  Just this next part i dare you not to edit:
                  What you people dont realize is that there is a world out there. God wants you to explore it. The rules he set out were meant as guidelines to how you live your life, not how you force others to live their lives. People have a choice, a choice god gave us to use. We can pick all the different religions, but it is the same God we are worshipping, just different guidelines to help us on the journey of our life. You have to get out there and meet the people you hate (which is everyone like you aka: nobody) and talk to them. You will notice they arent the people you so called hate. Goodbye forever.

                  PS: In canada the owners of this website would be charged with racism and sexism and put away for a long time. But in dear old dumbass southern yankland everyone hates niggas just like you and bush!!!
                  I edited it by bolding it.

                  Wow, that's so . . . nonsensical. You want us to meet the people you believe that we hate, which is everyone like us, which is nobody. So, you want us to meet nobody. We already have, son. We didn't even have to go out into the world to meet nobody. Actually, you came to us, remember?

                  And nice of you to take a screenshot to show your pals that you can't construct a sentence, use racist language, and hate Americans. (I imagine they already know . . .)

                  It's a shame that you and your little pals -- and yes, we knew perfectly well where you came from, as would have been apparent from the repeated threats of a "facepunch" were any of you clever enough to realize it -- can't understand that we are simply sharing the truth about what God wrote in His Word, the Bible.

                  If you don't like the Bible, I suggest you take it up with God. He wrote it. We're just saying what He wrote.

                  Now, with your God-given writing talent and stunning displays of logic, wit, and intellect, would you like your very own thread? We'd be more than happy to arrange a question-and-answer thread just for you, just like Remy Lebeau has an Ask an Ex-Negro thread.

                  There's already an Ask a Catholic thread.

                  Lessee . . . How about "Ask a Tard"? Yes, that one's available.

                  Shall we set that up for you?
                  Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-18-2007, 10:56 PM.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708
                      #6
                      Re: Goodbye

                      Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                      I am leaving, i have now realized that this forum is just full of COMPLETELY racist, and sexist individuals. I have some confessions.
                      -I am catholic SUPRISE!!!
                      -I am from TEH OIFY! It is where all the recent invaders of your website are from
                      -I have tons of screenshots of these threads and there is already a ton of people who know about this website so be expecting more and more people, although alot of them are disrespectful im sorry
                      -and i raped 5 cats during my session on this website
                      -oh yeah and i LOVE democrats and george bush is a
                      I know you will definately delete this but not before i take a screenshot AHAHAHA!!!
                      Just this next part i dare you not to edit:
                      What you people dont realize is that there is a world out there. God wants you to explore it. The rules he set out were meant as guidelines to how you live your life, not how you force others to live their lives. People have a choice, a choice god gave us to use. We can pick all the different religions, but it is the same God we are worshipping, just different guidelines to help us on the journey of our life. You have to get out there and meet the people you hate (which is everyone like you aka: nobody) and talk to them. You will notice they arent the people you so called hate. Goodbye forever.

                      PS: In canada the owners of this website would be charged with racism and sexism and put away for a long time. But in dear old dumbass southern yankland everyone hates niggas just like you and bush!!!
                      <Giggles>

                      Sheesh, nothing like a resentful, Hellbound Nigra child.

                      Enjoy Hell Sinner! Don't say we didn't warn you when you get there!

                      With love and compassion, Sister Thumper
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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323
                          #7
                          Re: Goodbye

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          The what?
                          Retards.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729
                              #8
                              Re: Goodbye

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              The what?
                              Netspeak is so abominable.
                              It's the Out It Find You'll forum at facepunch studios forums.

                              Basically, a bunch of video game addicted 'tards yammering in LEET-speak and thinking they're clever.

                              Too bad they're advertising their association there with their behavior here, as Mr. Newmann at Facepunch would probably not want the considerable weight of Landover Baptist Church coming up against him (and his whopping three employees), and will likely decide to ban all the little 'tards. If not shut down his own forums.

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                                • Peacekeeper
                                  • Jan 2007
                                  • 115
                                  #9
                                  Re: Goodbye

                                  Sweet, i knew i could get everyone pissed off on this forum! My friend owes me $5 tommorow. Also you guys are idiots for using the internet and not familiarlizing yourselves with the internet talk. Its called www.urbandictionary.com
                                  And now that i am more relaxed after venting some anger that built up reading alot of your hate threads im happy now, cya! And by the way, you do know that rapeing cats was just me joking... or was it... DUN DUN DUNNNN

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                                    • Peacekeeper
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 115
                                      #10
                                      Re: Goodbye

                                      Make sure to tell garry to ban me with a soft ban hammer this time!

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                                        • Peacekeeper
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 115
                                          #11
                                          Re: Goodbye

                                          I hate how i cant edit, but when i said "(which is everyone like you aka: nobody)" i meant which is everyone unlike you... k bye

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                                            • Peacekeeper
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 115
                                              #12
                                              Re: Goodbye

                                              Arent you going to ban me yet? Please do so. k thx

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                                                • Peacekeeper
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 115
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Goodbye

                                                  Oh yeah fyi, garry was already planning to shutdown the site to make a new one because he has a contract for alot of money for his garrysmod.

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                                                    • SalvationSeeker
                                                      True Christian™ Theologian
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 3892
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Goodbye

                                                      Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                                                      Oh yeah fyi, garry was already planning to shutdown the site to make a new one because he has a contract for alot of money for his garrysmod.
                                                      Who is "garry" and just what are you talking about?
                                                      Stop spamming this Godly forum with nonsense.
                                                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Goodbye

                                                          Son, have you noticed that no one is banning you? No one has edited one word of your hateful, racist diatribe. You barge into God's favorite forum, mocking Jesus and persecuting True Christians™, and then accuse us?

                                                          I understand why you throw these childish tantrums. You are angry at God. You feel let down because He caused you to be born in a third-world country, where they can't even speak proper American. From the way you spew and sputter, it sounds like you are mildly retarded, which probably makes you even more angry with the Lord. It must be pretty miserable for you.

                                                          I suggest that you get on your knees for something useful for once in your life. Beg Jesus to take over. Through His sweet, Holy Blood you too can be washed clean of the sin that clogs your soul.

                                                          By the way, you owe your fag friend some money. You have not succeeded in making anyone here angry. You have actually rewarded us. It is God who is angry with you.

                                                          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                                          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                                                          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

                                                          Thank you, jennifer. Enjoy hell.
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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