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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323
    #46
    Re: Goodbye

    Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
    Get rid of this thread please. It is pointless as i have already posted outside of it and i have not left. Just helping you clear the clutter.
    ARE you going to leave, or are you going to apologize to JESUS for insulting His Church?
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Peacekeeper
        • Jan 2007
        • 115
        #47
        Re: Goodbye

        Already did, its called church and i went there 3 hours ago. Its not like jesus reads forums. He has better things to do like watch over the earth, etc.

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729
            #48
            Re: Goodbye

            Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
            Already did, its called church and i went there 3 hours ago. Its not like jesus reads forums. He has better things to do like watch over the earth, etc.
            So forums aren't on the Earth?

            This may be a Heavenly forum, but the Internet is still located on Earth.

            And we capitalize Jesus here.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414
                #49
                Re: Goodbye

                Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                Already did, its called church and i went there 3 hours ago. Its not like jesus reads forums. He has better things to do like watch over the earth, etc.
                It's called "omniscience", heathen. He even knows when you're hiding away from your friends and shaming yourself in private.
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                  • Peacekeeper
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 115
                    #50
                    Re: Goodbye

                    I dont hide from my friends and i love masturbating in private, rather than public.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405
                        #51
                        Re: Goodbye

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        It's called "omniscience", heathen. He even knows when you're hiding away from your friends and shaming yourself in private.

                        Yes Peacemaker. While the Lord understands you are Canadian and can't help yourself one of these days He will grow tired of your one handed typing. Just digusting.

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131
                            #52
                            Re: Goodbye

                            I thought peacemaker was leaving and not posting in any other threads? Looks as if he isn't after all.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #53
                                Re: Goodbye

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                I thought peacemaker was leaving and not posting in any other threads? Looks as if he isn't after all.
                                He'll leave when Jesus says so, witch. Same with you.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #54
                                    Re: Goodbye

                                    Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                                    I dont hide from my friends and i love masturbating in private, rather than public.
                                    Nowhere is so private that GOD can't see what you're up to, you disgusting heathen!
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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