[Talitha]

Re: Goodbye

I'm sorry, but I had to address this. You do realize, my young friend, that most of what you call "internet talk" is actually laughed at by people with BRAINS who use the internet, and was developed almost solely by AOL users before AOL took the training wheels of their servers and let their subscribers play with the rest of the world? (One of their more regrettable decisions....it unleashed a plague upon us unsuspecting innocents who realized what the 'Net could truly BE.....) and in most forums, the use of l337, chat-speak, 0r teh n00bz yoz!!!!!!11111oneoneonelolz!, is a BAN-ABLE offense? So, before you start shoving "internet talk" at people, learn just what it is you're talking about. Stop trying to be "cool", grow a brain, and GET! A! LIFE! Jesus dun speak l337, buddy.

To the rest of Landover:
I'm sorry for my outburst, but this happens to be one of my little buttons that sends me into rant mode. If I've over-stepped any boundaries I apologize, and may Jesus forgive me my anger.....

It's a good job you are only using that evil AO-HELL Language in the way that you have, because normally I would have to throw some Infraction points at you for such blasphemy!
However, your knowledge of these things could prove useful.

Friend, from your last sentence you have obviously already met our good friend Jesus Christ™ who died on the Cross temporarily for OUR Sins.
I'm sure that with some extra help from us True Christians™ and some guidance from our Pastor you could become one of our fold.
With some extra Prayer and of course a Loving Donation to Jesus (please be aware of the Godly® Paypal button that will now be appearing at the bottom of each Web page of this Forum).

Tell me, what Bible do you read? We only believe The King James 1611 original and True© version.

[Poetic Peter]

How to be chaste

...Is that really your voice?...

No, that's Hartford Tommy's voice.
Tommy is a C.R.I.*

http://img436.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flashmp38ld.swf

Tommy instructs Peacekreeper


*Certified Retard Instructor

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Goodbye

Hmm, but then, a trained monkey is probably a touch on the expensive side, whereas if this heathen were given the proper shock therapy care, one of the Pastors could probably have him for free. It probably wouldn't be safe to keep him near any of the Landover ladies, though. Creatures like this are well known to slobber and jump and hump on everything in sight, especially women!

Hmm, maybe it could clean out toilets at the Landover University?

Lady Sorrow, you make an excellent point! Yes, it might make for a wonderful janitor.

I'm sorry, but I had to address this. You do realize, my young friend, that most of what you call "internet talk" is actually laughed at by people with BRAINS ... BAN-ABLE offense? So, before you start shoving "internet talk" at people, learn just what it is you're talking about. Stop trying to be "cool", grow a brain, and GET! A! LIFE! Jesus dun speak l337, buddy.

To the rest of Landover:
I'm sorry for my outburst, but this happens to be one of my little buttons that sends me into rant mode. If I've over-stepped any boundaries I apologize, and may Jesus forgive me my anger.....

Patience -

While I'm still concerned about that quote from the Apocrypha, it appears you have indeed met Jesus! You certainly know that he's no text-messaging 1d/1+! Please tell us how you escaped Cathoholicism! Our Sister M&M is a former Cathoholic, too. I'm sure you'd have much in common!

(I don't want to risk derailing this thread about Piecemeal's unending exit, so best to keep the Cathoholicism discussion in your intro thread.)

[Brother Patience]

Re: Goodbye

It's a good job you are only using that evil AO-HELL Language in the way that you have, because normally I would have to throw some Infraction points at you for such blasphemy!
However, your knowledge of these things could prove useful.

I am, sorry to say, well versed in these blasphemous languages, having had much exposure to them prior to seeing the errors in my life and Embracing Jesus Christ™, and if any knowledge I have could ever be of use to our Lord or any of his representatives on this forum, I am happy to provide it.

Friend, from your last sentence you have obviously already met our good friend Jesus Christ™ who died on the Cross temporarily for OUR Sins.
I'm sure that with some extra help from us True Christians™ and some guidance from our Pastor you could become one of our fold.
With some extra Prayer and of course a Loving Donation to Jesus (please be aware of the Godly® Paypal button that will now be appearing at the bottom of each Web page of this Forum).

Tell me, what Bible do you read? We only believe The King James 1611 original and True© version.

I had noticed the PayPal button, and as soon as my paycheck clears, you can bet I will be using it. As to what Bible I read, after some helpful advice from Pastor Ezekiel I have embraced the TRUE KJV1611.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Goodbye

No im not leaving until i get banned, the only thread i will currently reside in is this thread. No other thread will be looked at or posted in by me. I enjoy the fact that you hate 1337 talk as do i. But every once in awhile its fun to please the old(er) people with confusion.

The reason i had this outburst was because the people on this forum commonly used offensive terms for many races. An examples would be: Muslim- Terrorist (which is by far the most frightening, i will explain later in post). Especially your common knowledge of well... no knowledge. The first thing you do when you hate something is try to understand why it does what you hate and what it is exactly.

One small thing that pissed me off was your true "southern american" outlook on Canada being a third world country and about how we are intimate with polar bears. Although only a portion of canada is home to polar bears it gets as warm as texas here in the summer (where i am). Which would be 40-45 degrees.

The two biggest things that irratated me were the fact that you treated woman like absolute shit. I understand completely why you hate gay people because it is the biggest issue with religions in the modern day. But the female human? They are as smart and smarter then us guys and they have amazing abilities that men do not. The only reason you hate them is because the bible says that they made a mistake. Its a mistake, relax. Its been a billion years. Stop holding a grudge, learn to live with what you have now.

The other issue is touched in one of my other previous threads where i asked the question: Do you consider Muslim children/babies to be sinners? Which i asked in response to one of your threads about ALL muslims being awful terrorist sinner. Although there have been terrorists from many other religions as well. You still think of them as terrorists. But now for my grand unveiling of what you said about muslim babies. You answered yes. That is the last post i saw before i launched this thread. That is the worst answer of them all. It shows you have true hatred for people. Even though that the bible even states that babies are innocent until they reach around the age of 6. So how could you possibly consider innocent babies as sinners and terrorists.

Do you expect to wake up one day and see on your propaganda filled CNN a baby holding a rocket propelled grenade launcher and shooting americans? Or is it the fact that you are at war with the middle east and you support it is why you hate muslims. I think that is the reason, prove me wrong though. Please do.

I have also noticed many nicknames for different races said by you guys and girls. Muslims = mooslims, Chinese = chink, Black people = white woman raping, milk stealing nigras. There are alot more where that came from.

Basically i think of this website as a hugely politically incorrect forum.


PS: I am not associated with facepunch at all. I have been doing this all on my free will. The whole spammer thing was just to intimidate you (it didnt work obviously). They would be too lazy to make an account if i told them too.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Goodbye

[Long & unGodly rant]

Can you tell of us of a single time when we have disobeyed the Word of God (The KJV1611 Bible) in these matters?
I don't think so.

So take your problems up with God, as we're only servants of His infallible will!
We only do as He commands us, and He tells us babies can be evil and so we do as commanded.
Evil little babies should be given NO MERCY:

O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed;
Happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Psalm 137:8-9

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Goodbye

One small thing that pissed me off was your true "southern american" outlook on Canada being a third world country and about how we are intimate with polar bears. Although only a portion of canada is home to polar bears it gets as warm as texas here in the summer (where i am). Which would be 40-45 degrees.

40-45 degrees in the summer? That's nowhere near the temeratures Texas reaches. 40 degrees is only 8 degrees above freezing.

The two biggest things that irratated me were the fact that you treated woman like absolute shit. I understand completely why you hate gay people because it is the biggest issue with religions in the modern day. But the female human? They are as smart and smarter then us guys and they have amazing abilities that men do not. The only reason you hate them is because the bible says that they made a mistake. Its a mistake, relax. Its been a billion years. Stop holding a grudge, learn to live with what you have now.

We don't treat women like s***, we do not hate women. Women are not as smart as men and I would not call giving birth an "amazing ability". We treat women as GOD commands us to. It has not been "a billion years", it has been only 6000 yearts.

The other issue is touched in one of my other previous threads where i asked the question: Do you consider Muslim children/babies to be sinners? Which i asked in response to one of your threads about ALL muslims being awful terrorist sinner. Although there have been terrorists from many other religions as well. You still think of them as terrorists. But now for my grand unveiling of what you said about muslim babies. You answered yes. That is the last post i saw before i launched this thread. That is the worst answer of them all. It shows you have true hatred for people. Even though that the bible even states that babies are innocent until they reach around the age of 6. So how could you possibly consider innocent babies as sinners and terrorists.

Yes non-mooslums have been terrorists but most terrorists are mooslum. The queeran is a terrorist training manual. Mooslums deny and hate CHRIST, even the babies, so of course they are sinners and terrorists. Chapter and verse, please, on children being innocent until 6 years old.

I have also noticed many nicknames for different races said by you guys and girls. Muslims = mooslims, Chinese = chink, Black people = white woman raping, milk stealing nigras. There are alot more where that came from.

And your point is? Those "nicknames" are all truthful.

Basically i think of this website as a hugely politically incorrect forum.

Who said we were trying to be "politically correct"? We are not politically correct as that is not GOD's way and thus is not our way. Being PC leads to homerism and even worst sins.

PS: I am not associated with facepunch at all. I have been doing this all on my free will. The whole spammer thing was just to intimidate you (it didnt work obviously). They would be too lazy to make an account if i told them too.

Yeah, right. You seem to know to much about them for someone not associated with them at all.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Goodbye

No im not leaving until i get banned, the only thread i will currently reside in is this thread. No other thread will be looked at or posted in by me.

Then how do you intend to get to know the Truth about what God says in His Word? Sitting in your self-imposed exile won't accomplish anything. There are scores of threads out there to learn from!

The reason i had this outburst was because the people on this forum commonly used offensive terms for many races. An examples would be: Muslim- Terrorist (which is by far the most frightening, i will explain later in post). Especially your common knowledge of well... no knowledge. The first thing you do when you hate something is try to understand why it does what you hate and what it is exactly.

No, the first thing we do is read the Bible. God tells us whom to hate. Then we do what He says. In that manner, we avoid eternal punishment in Hell. It's a little thing called OBEYING GOD.

One small thing that pissed me off was your true "southern american" outlook on Canada being a third world country and about how we are intimate with polar bears. Although only a portion of canada is home to polar bears it gets as warm as texas here in the summer (where i am). Which would be 40-45 degrees.

I don't recall seeing anything about you all being intimate with polar bears. It might help explain that whole Celine Dion thing, though.

The two biggest things that irratated me were the fact that you treated woman like absolute shit. I understand completely why you hate gay people because it is the biggest issue with religions in the modern day. But the female human? They are as smart and smarter then us guys and they have amazing abilities that men do not. The only reason you hate them is because the bible says that they made a mistake. Its a mistake, relax. Its been a billion years. Stop holding a grudge, learn to live with what you have now.

You may not have noticed, but some of our moderators are women. Some of our favorite wives are women, in fact!

We love women, we just recognize their station -- subject to MEN. AS DECREED BY GOD, in HIS WORD. If you don't like it, kindly take it up with God.

The other issue is touched in one of my other previous threads where i asked the question: Do you consider Muslim children/babies to be sinners? Which i asked in response to one of your threads about ALL muslims being awful terrorist sinner. Although there have been terrorists from many other religions as well. You still think of them as terrorists. But now for my grand unveiling of what you said about muslim babies. You answered yes. That is the last post i saw before i launched this thread. That is the worst answer of them all. It shows you have true hatred for people. Even though that the bible even states that babies are innocent until they reach around the age of 6. So how could you possibly consider innocent babies as sinners and terrorists.

Where does the Bible state that babies are innocent until the age of 6? Pastor Al showed where it says that the infants are wicked, as well.

That doesn't mean Muslim babies can't be deprogrammed and become good Christians. It's just not likely.

Do you expect to wake up one day and see on your propaganda filled CNN a baby holding a rocket propelled grenade launcher and shooting americans? Or is it the fact that you are at war with the middle east and you support it is why you hate muslims. I think that is the reason, prove me wrong though. Please do.

We support the war in the Middle East because God appointed our President, George W. Bush. The proof? He lost elections TWICE and managed to become president anyway! AND President Bush talks directly to God. He said so himself! Who are we to question God?

The Bible indicates that those who follow false religions (that is, not Christianity) are people we should HATE. AGAIN, this is what GOD tells us to do. WE OBEY. If you don't like it, take it up with God.

I have also noticed many nicknames for different races said by you guys and girls. Muslims = mooslims, Chinese = chink, Black people = white woman raping, milk stealing nigras. There are alot more where that came from.

Basically i think of this website as a hugely politically incorrect forum.

Please do not refer to the Godly Ladies of Landover as "girls". These are wives and mothers, mostly. They are grown women, and well-respected adults, not teeny-bopper mallrats or holla-back girls!

PS: I am not associated with facepunch at all. I have been doing this all on my free will. The whole spammer thing was just to intimidate you (it didnt work obviously). They would be too lazy to make an account if i told them too.

You appear to be less of a 'tard than they. But since you already lied to us once, why on earth should we believe you now?

In summation, may I remind you that YOU came to OUR Forum and began insulting US and GOD. We did not go over to the JIFFYLUBE Crotchpunch forum and start telling all your little friends that their favorite video games are as lame as their +4rP Speak, did we?

If you want to discuss God's Word, you'd do well to sit your little self down with a KJV1611 and a notepad, and start reading. I suggest starting at Genesis, that being the beginning.

Write down, for each chapter, what happened, and what was said, and what that tells you about God and Jesus. I'd say by the time you hit Numbers, your mamby-pamby Pastor Feelgood's lies about God will have fallen away, and you'll have a much clearer picture of who God says He is, and who God tells us to like and whom to STONE or SET AFIRE.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Goodbye

I am very surprised that this thread hasn't been smited, but I can kind of see why it hasn't. It appears that Godly Christians are still getting bad press, especially in Chanukistan. I have several friends who live in the land of moose and yaks, and they find no offense when I call them a chanuk. They think it's funny and encourage the term. Perhaps it's the Frog mentality in Queerbec that makes some become angry about our Godly Pastor's posts.

It appears to me, that the "judge not" rhetoric spewed in the beginning of this thread, only applies to them. Since we're Godly Christians, we can be judged and insulted daily with no chance for rebuttal. So the demoncratic party has reached Chanukistan, and is in control. Too bad really.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Goodbye

Well im just going to leave now, this time its for sure. Its obvious you arent going to ban me for speaking out against you as you have done to others that i know. I am never going to type in www.landoverbaptist.net again. Have fun.

PS: One more thing, just because i have an account on facepunch doesnt mean im associated with it. If it does that means im associated with 100+ websites too.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Goodbye

Well im just going to leave now, this time its for sure. Its obvious you arent going to ban me for speaking out against you as you have done to others that i know. I am never going to type in www.landoverbaptist.net again. Have fun.

PS: One more thing, just because i have an account on facepunch doesnt mean im associated with it. If it does that means im associated with 100+ websites too.

We'll miss you.
You had some potential and you were relatively lighthearted company.

One thing puzzles us, though, and that is--
why did you do this "expose" ?

http://heiljesus.ytmnd.com/

God evidently intended for you to be a roadblock in our way to save souls.

It does sting, this last page of your slideshow:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Goodbye

I have also noticed many nicknames for different races said by you guys and girls. Muslims = mooslims, Chinese = chink, Black people = white woman raping, milk stealing nigras. There are alot more where that came from.

Where have we ever referred to black people as "white woman raping, milk stealing nigras"? Show me one example.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Goodbye

Well im just going to leave now, this time its for sure. Its obvious you arent going to ban me for speaking out against you as you have done to others that i know. I am never going to type in www.landoverbaptist.net again. Have fun.

PS: One more thing, just because i have an account on facepunch doesnt mean im associated with it. If it does that means im associated with 100+ websites too.

Never once have we banned anyone for disagreeing with God's Word.

Quite the contrary, we encourage people to show us where they are misled, so we may correct them with God's Truth. Witness our long-term members Rachael Van Heathen and Lilith, the Sea Hag. Both are baby-eating Wickers, yet they discuss things intelligently and have never been asked to leave. (Except Lilith, who just won't go away. We think she has a crush on Pastor Al.)

We do and will ban those who come onto our Forum with profanity, insults, and the like, and those who have no purpose but to disrupt our mission. If you review the posts made by these little friends of yours (all from the JIFFYLUBE Crotchpunch Forum, with which you of course are not associated, in spite of having an account and all these 'friends' there), you will see that they were banned for being rude, vulgar, and disruptive. Some were banned for spewing unintelligible verbal diarrhea which we couldn't find offensive, because they weren't able to string together complete sentences we could understand.

None were banned simply for questioning God's Word.

They came here with no purpose other than to insult and attack us, and prevent us from sharing God's Truth with those who are open to learning. And yet YOU dare to call US intolerant?

[lilith]

Re: Goodbye

Well im just going to leave now, this time its for sure. Its obvious you arent going to ban me for speaking out against you as you have done to others that i know. I am never going to type in www.landoverbaptist.net again. Have fun.

PS: One more thing, just because i have an account on facepunch doesnt mean im associated with it. If it does that means im associated with 100+ websites too.

Just bu**er off willya.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Goodbye

Get rid of this thread please. It is pointless as i have already posted outside of it and i have not left. Just helping you clear the clutter.