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    Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

    I cannot believe this travesty. Two homo Penguins are dwelling in the Central Park Zoo, cavorting in front of children's eyes, without fear of being shot. They were even given an egg to raise by filthy homo-loving zoo keepers.
    Just...HORRORS!

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/02/07/MNG3N4RAV41.DTL
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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  • #2
    Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

    Originally posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    I cannot believe this travesty. Two homo Penguins are dwelling in the Central Park Zoo, cavorting in front of children's eyes, without fear of being shot. They were even given an egg to raise by filthy homo-loving zoo keepers.
    Just...HORRORS!

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...NG3N4RAV41.DTL
    Just out of curiosity, which scriptures does this penguin violate, Mrs. Ratched?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

      Most animals look alike (male and female). How is one to know whether any pairing couple that is observed is not another same sex catastrophe?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Just out of curiosity, which scriptures does this penguin violate, Mrs. Ratched?
        Leviticus 18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

        As for the matter of these penguins first trying to incubate a ROCK, and then given a real egg, Genesis 1:28 contains the passage Be fruitful, and multiply.
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • #5
          Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

          I am concerned about your name. Ken Kesey was a horrible person who forced millions of teenagers to take LSD. Why do you try to propagate his book?
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #6
            Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

            It could be that homers have the brain of a penguin - has anyone tried throwing fish at a homer?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              I am concerned about your name. Ken Kesey was a horrible person who forced millions of teenagers to take LSD. Why do you try to propagate his book?

              Dear Sir, I am but a little woman. My father and now my husband have always forbidden me to read secular books. I am a nurse of sorts with the last name of my good Husband and master, Mr. Ratched.

              But Ruth replied "Don't urge me to leave you or to turn back from you. Where you go, I will go and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God.
              Where you die I will die, and there I will be buried. May the Lord deal with me, be it ever so severely, if anything but death separates you and me."
              Ruth 1:16-17

              It could be that homers have the brain of a penguin - has anyone tried throwing fish at a homer?
              Good Sir Bathfire, in my job as lobotomy assistant to my Pastor Zebediah Lawson, this very experement was actually conducted. For some reason female homers were more responsive to fish than the male homers in our facility.
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • #8
                Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

                Originally posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
                Dear Sir, I am but a little woman. My father and now my husband have always forbidden me to read secular books. I am a nurse of sorts with the last name of my good Husband and master, Mr. Ratched.
                and it is as it should be.
                But Ruth replied "Don't urge me to leave you or to turn back from you. Where you go, I will go and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God. Where you die I will die, and there I will be buried. May the Lord deal with me, be it ever so severely, if anything but death separates you and me."
                Ruth 1:16-17
                I have not the faintest idea which travesty of The Word of The Lord you have found nor where you found them - nevertheless, these are the Lord’s Words from Ruth 1:16-17 KJV 1611 – the only inerrant Bible:
                Ru:1:16: And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                Ru:1:17: Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the LORD do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
                Good Sir Bathfire, in my job as lobotomy assistant to my Pastor Zebediah Lawson, this very experiment was actually conducted. For some reason female homers were more responsive to fish than the male homers in our facility.
                As far as young ladies and fish go, I recall a trip I was forced to make to Joo York; I can vouchsafe that young ladies are attracted to the smell of fish – it was late evening and close to Fulton Fish Market when several of them, evidently fish merchants, asked me if I wanted business. (I was amazed at their skimpy attire – perhaps it is traditional wear?)
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #9
                  Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  and it is as it should be.I have not the faintest idea which travesty of The Word of The Lord you have found nor where you found them - nevertheless, these are the Lord’s Words from Ruth 1:16-17 KJV 1611 – the only inerrant Bible:
                  Ru:1:16: And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                  Ru:1:17: Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the LORD do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
                  Thank you for showing me the error of my ways, Good Bathfire. I will strive to be a more obedient servant of the Lord's True Words.
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • #10
                    Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

                    Originally posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
                    Leviticus 18:22
                    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
                    Do you imagine that this verse covers vermin as well as Human beings?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Do you imagine that this verse covers vermin as well as Human beings?
                      Not directly, Good Pastor. You have me there. It does however coincide with God's plan for us to have male and female procreate. His law states this for the animal kingdom as well when He commanded Noah to build the ark.

                      Genesis 6:20
                      Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

                      Genesis 7:3
                      Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.
                      Luke 5:31
                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                      • #12
                        Re: Oh, The Horrors! Homo Penguins!

                        Bonobos [ape] are wildly energetic sexually. Studies show that whether observed in the wild or in captivity, nearly all are bisexual and nearly half their sexual interactions are with the same sex. Females have been observed to engage in homosexual activity almost hourly.
                        How horrid!

                        After reading this, I dreamed that demons threw me into a monkey house after tying bananas to every part of my body!!!!!!!!!

                        I am still shaking.
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