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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Happy Birthday Sister Victory OS!!

    Many happy returns of the day. I hope your heart palpitations have calmed and your diabetes has been healed through Prayer.

    Now have a second slab of cake.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974

    #2
    Re: Happy Birthday Sister Victory OS!!

    Happy Birthday!
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Happy Birthday Sister Victory OS!!

      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: Happy Birthday Sister Victory OS!!

        HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister! I made you a side of beef with all the fixins.
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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #5
          Re: Happy Birthday Sister Victory OS!!

          Sister Victory, my condolences at your having lived yet another year without being called home by Jesus. I know you're even more eager to see His shining face than anyone I know.

          Don't worry, with President Obama in the White House, God will surely be initiating Christ's Kingdom soon!
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          Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #6
            Re: Happy Birthday Sister Victory OS!!

            A big ole Blessed birthday to you, Sister Victory-Over-Sex! And many, many more, JESUS permitting.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22899

              #7
              Re: Happy Birthday Sister Victory OS!!

              We banded together and raised $100 - unfortunately I can't get it to attach to this post, so we'll use it to have a few drinks and think of you.

              Happy Birthday.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: Happy Birthday Sister Victory OS!!

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                We banded together and raised $100 - unfortunately I can't get it to attach to this post, so we'll use it to have a few drinks and think of you.

                Happy Birthday.
                Pssst . . . I thought that was for her surprise bottle of Lipitor . . .
                www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                Christian Ladies:
                Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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