[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

Some stains no amount of scrubbing can wash away. I use rubbing alcohol and prayer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

on the keyboard we use a air blower that they sell at walmart in a can it get all the junk in the groves of the keys

You means all the potato chip crumbs and the little bits of cupcake icing you drop down there?

[Nobar King]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

Probably enough for a good juggaloser snack.

[Babylon]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

I can post a guide how to clean your monitor, keyboard and computer. In the name of Christ of course

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

I can post a guide how to clean your monitor, keyboard and computer. In the name of Christ of course

If you post using the name "Christ" you'll be banned. Stick with Babylon; it gives us a clue.

[Babylon]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

If you post using the name "Christ" you'll be banned. Stick with Babylon; it gives us a clue.

What did I do wrong there? If I upset you guys I don't really mean it. I know I have been a real ass hole since I joined up here but that won't happen any more.

And I want also to say sorry about the Epicurus picture.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

I never saw that but I'll bet it was ungodly. OK, get on with screen cleaning.

[Babylon]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

How to clean your Monitor
Get a bucket and fill it with finger warm water and a very small amount off soap.
After that take an old towel and drench it in the bucket, wipe it out and do smooth circles on the LCD. Don't do it rapidly otherwise you might break it!
Wait a minute or two and then take some toilet paper to remove remaining moist.

I can post more computer things if you like

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

How to clean your Monitor
Get a bucket and fill it with finger warm water and a very small amount off soap.
After that take an old towel and drench it in the bucket, wipe it out and do smooth circles on the LCD. Don't do it rapidly otherwise you might break it!
Wait a minute or two and then take some toilet paper to remove remaining moist.

I can post more computer things if you like

A bucket of water? How big is your monitor?

[Babylon]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

A bucket of water? How big is your monitor?

Four 22" Monitors and two 19"
Now I understand that you guys don't need a bucket full of water

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

I see you obsessed with material possessions; no one needs 6 monitors.

Lu:12:15: And he said unto them, Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth. And he spake a parable unto them, saying, The ground of a certain rich man brought forth plentifully: And he thought within himself, saying, What shall I do, because I have no room where to bestow my fruits? And he said, This will I do: I will pull down my barns, and build greater; and there will I bestow all my fruits and my goods. And I will say to my soul, Soul, thou hast much goods laid up for many years; take thine ease, eat, drink, and be merry.

But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided? So is he that layeth up treasure for himself, and is not rich toward God.

And he said unto his disciples, Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat; neither for the body, what ye shall put on. The life is more than meat, and the body is more than raiment. Consider the ravens: for they neither sow nor reap; which neither have storehouse nor barn; and God feedeth them: how much more are ye better than the fowls? And which of you with taking thought can add to his stature one cubit? If ye then be not able to do that thing which is least, why take ye thought for the rest?
[...]
Lu:12:30: For all these things do the nations of the world seek after: and your Father knoweth that ye have need of these things.

Lu:12:31: But rather seek ye the kingdom of God; and all these things shall be added unto you.

So I expect you'll be tithing generously?

[Babylon]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

It's not about material obsession I just scavenge my neighbours old things
(and new things but they are not liking it so I buy it cheap, I would never steal anything.)
And with 6 monitors I can do 6 things at the same time. Writing tests, chat and play games.

[Nobar King]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

You can't do six things at the same time. How many hands do you have?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

I don't think we've had an octopus at Landover before - I suspect they are of the Devil.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean?

It's not about material obsession I just scavenge my neighbours old things
(and new things but they are not liking it so I buy it cheap, I would never steal anything.)
And with 6 monitors I can do 6 things at the same time. Writing tests, chat and play games.

Are you one of these freaks who keep 125 cats and go through dumpsters every day?

How old are you anyway?