Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

[confedchick]

Yes - I'm a "successful businesswoman" to the best of my ability but what about your thoughts on this topic? I mean is it just me or do most women seem to be 2 eggs shy of a dozen? Some astound me with their lack of knowledge or common sense and probably would fair much better at a fast food restaurant.
Maybe if they spent less time flappin' their gums, they might actually get some work done!

[Nobar King]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

Consider the casting agencies. They are almost exclusively run by women. Have you ever read the credits for the movies? Always women. They use their women's intuition, and it helps pick actors, apparently. Sometimes I wonder whether it's just the director's girlfriend.

[Talitha]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

Yes - I'm a "successful businesswoman" to the best of my ability but what about your thoughts on this topic? I mean is it just me or do most women seem to be 2 eggs shy of a dozen? Some astound me with their lack of knowledge or common sense and probably would fair much better at a fast food restaurant.
Maybe if they spent less time flappin' their gums, they might actually get some work done!

Working women are usually Hell-bound Lezbeans with more face hair than Brother Nobar.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

This "Rosie The Riveter" painting proves, all the way back to World War II, that working outside the home changes women. The attitude, the lack of proper attire, and the physique show the disastrous results of when women first entered the workforce.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

It is not impossible to have female employees, particularly in tedious, repetitive menial jobs but it does take a certain amount of dedication and patience: Here's a helpful handout from Landover Christian Library Women's section (directly behind the lamp stand at the far end of the room - contains 3 books.)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

Now some might think my ideas a little reactionary but I assure you I am as open minded as the next True Christian.

In exceptionally rare cases, I am ready to concede that a woman applicant may be the perfect fit for the business model. In fact, from the start, they present very well and you know they will be nothing but an asset.

I give you the case of Ms Rita Chevrolet, my personal assistant:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

I'm against women working. They are beautiful, delicate creatures that God gave to Man for eyecandy.

Besides, if a woman is working, how can she scrub floors, clean toilets, iron my underwear and bake pies, as God commands?

[Nobar King]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

Who would work at the new breastaurant down the street?

[Bob4God]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths. -Isaiah 3:12

Women should have no authority or responsibility whatsoever, except for tending to her housework.

[JennyD]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

Who would work at the new breastaurant down the street?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

Oh LORD! Is Daisy Mae's little brother back in town?

[barneyhilliard]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

I agree that in some rare cases, women need to work. However, what kind of mamsy-pamsy man would I be if I let my wife work? She has enough to do around the house cooking, cleaning, and meeting my needs. A real man does not let his wife work.

[confedchick]

Re: Women in the workforce: Incapable or just plain wrong?

Working women are usually Hell-bound Lezbeans with more face hair than Brother Nobar.

Sister Talitha, you of all people should be more familiar with my situation as a former biker and rebellion. Yes - I have a little facial hair but nothing a good tweezing won't cure. Have to keep my face pretty for my man!
Unfortunately, with today's society and since I am not fortunate enough to live in Landover, I must work to sustain myself.
I would love to be on my hands and knees serving my man. Why - just last night - I was on them cleaning his kitchen floor.