[Nobar King]

Re: There are some funny shoes:

I know I'm only a mere Woman and couldn't possibly understand, but didn't Jesus wear Sandals?
Did he not die (temporarily) for our Sins wearing those Sandals, with his cute little Baby Jesus toes sticking out the end?

The above examples are not sandals. I own many pairs of sandals. I prefer the Doc Martens air cushioned sandals, but they're a bit heavy considering my shoe size.

[Nobar King]

Re: There are some funny shoes:

Here are some sandals that you can make if you are REALLY LOW ON FUNDS. I don't think they'll help you walk on water, though.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: There are some funny shoes:

These shoes are good for walking on water.

[My Name Is Phil]

Re: There are some funny shoes:

What next, gloves that look like fingers?

Are you retarded ? Gloves ALREADY look like fingers, dumbfuck.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: There are some funny shoes:

Are you retarded ? Gloves ALREADY look like fingers, dumbpiffle.

But do fingers look like gloves?

[Nobar King]

Re: There are some funny shoes:

Here are some funny socks to go with your funny shoes:


No doubt they're for homers to use to tickle their partners.