Teenager Audio Test:

[Nobar King]

This is a good test to take before you invest in an anti-teenager repellent device. I couldn't hear it, which is good, because I've been tempted to buy the 'Mosquito' to use in my car when it's parked. I'm tired of kids using it as a bench to hang out on.

The Teenager Audio Test

Clicking the play button below will produce a tone that is generally only heard by people under the age of 25. It has been used as a deterrent device to keep teenagers from loitering in malls and shops, and sounds similar to a buzzing mosquito. Typically the longer you listen to it, the more annoying it gets.
Can you hear this sound?


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Let us know if your hearing is still good.

[Max Bayes]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

My ears are ringing now. Thanks, Nobar.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

My brother in Virginia says that some of the malls there play medieval and Renaissance music to scare away teenagers. Of course, that may attract Mary-hailers and Renaissance Faire fetishists instead.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

Kids today like that awful, Negro "rap" music and can't stand anything else. Consequently, I usually blast a song or two by the Andrews Sisters to keep kids off my lawn, even though the Andrews Sisters were complete harlots.



It took an awful lot of perseverance and prayer to keep my mind off of those shapely gams when I was a boy!

By the way, Brother Nobar, I couldn't hear a thing. No big surprise there.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

I couldnt here a thing just like whenever my debbie talks to me.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

I heard nothing, so I turned the volume full up just as my nephew Zebulun arrived. He ran screaming out the room, swatting the air about him – I’ve no idea what’s gotten into him.

This thing is typical of modern developments! Everything has to get smaller or quieter! I don’t believe that anything is playing at all! My mind is that if you can’t see it or hear it, it probably isn’t there and some idiot’s made it up!

On another topic, I see the newspapers are printing stuff smaller to save space, and has anyone noted that the TV is not as clear as it used to be and half the programs are played so quietly that you have to have the volume on full?

[Nobar King]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

On another topic, I see the newspapers are printing stuff smaller to save space, and has anyone noted that the TV is not as clear as it used to be and half the programs are played so quietly that you have to have the volume on full?

I have noticed the same about the TV. Maybe it's because my new TV has the speakers on the side and not in the front. Anyway, I find that if I have the TV close to the wall and turn the speakers up, the wall acts as an harmonic amplifier and makes the sound richer and louder.

I hear that is sounds good from the other side, too.

[eliot mayfield]

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except the darned commercials, they're plenty loud!!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

I know~~!! I'm ready to punch the guy who wrote the "Free Credit Report.com" adverts. I can't kill my TV fast enough when I hear that bull cr@p.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

I know~~!! I'm ready to punch the guy who wrote the "Free Credit Report.com" adverts. I can't kill my TV fast enough when I hear that bull cr@p.

I blame the Clintons. How many commercials for FreeCreditReport.com did we see before Slick Willy took office?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

I could hear something, enough to convince me that there was something sinister going on. I took this sound over to our Landover Baptist University Christian Science Laboratories for further analysis.

This is what they came back with:

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Teenager Audio Test:

That looks to me like the skyline of some biblical city with the tower of Babel to the right. I'm not sure what it means but I don't think it's anything good.

[Wide-Open]

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I think someone in the neighborhood has installed a similar device aimed at older people like me. I constantly hear ringing in my ears, and it makes it hard to understand the whisperings of Baby Jesus - which I normally enjoy so much.

My secular doctor said it was "tinnitus" but I'm pretty sure he's just making fun of me. He said it was my brain that spontaneously produces those tones. NOW WHY WOULD MY BRAIN WANT TO INVENT STUFF THAT JUST ISN'T THERE!