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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479
    #76
    Re: Kurt Cobain forever sleeps with angels

    Originally posted by Luci Morningstar View Post

    What a load of crap!

    1) Kurt is burning in Hell for killing himself and thus defiling the temple of a body that the LORD gave him.

    2) The sign in that picture is a symbol of the weakening of America. It is not enough to believe in God... You must repent and be born again to BE SAVED!!!!

    Stop posting this drivel.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
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    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324
        #77
        Re: Kurt Cobain forever sleeps with angels

        Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21200&highlight=nice+shot
        Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)


        We have covered this topic .
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027
            #78
            Re: Kurt Cobain forever sleeps with angels

            Eh? Simply because he looks like JESUS is no need to Glorify him/Him - that Suicidal Maniac!

            But I would be willing to debate his/His Divinity. Much as I did on this very (Godly) board about three years ago, when we had a debate (led by ME!) on the possiblity that JESUS was actually a Baby Snail.

            I forget how that one turned out

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              • Jerakk
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 178
                #79
                Re: Kurt Cobain forever sleeps with angels

                Perhaps she means the fallen angel...
                Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #80
                    Re: Kurt Cobain forever sleeps with angels

                    Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
                    Perhaps she means the fallen angel...
                    That's how I took it too.

                    I believe I'll move this thread into the one we've already got on this dead maggot.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • the_dark_lord
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 17
                        #81
                        Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                        You've been there 15 years now, I bet you're thinking it might have been better to have turned your life over to Jesus?

                        How many other kids are in Hell with you? Does it bother you to see a new kid plunge into the lake of fire knowing your music brought him there? I hope Satan gives you an extra hard day today!

                        YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE ONE SICK MOTHER p*ffleER!
                        THE MAN DIED!
                        AND YOUR SAYING HE DIED BECAUSE OF HIS MUSIC?
                        AND THAT OTHER PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE OF IT TOO?

                        i guess it does just go to show that you people are seriously sick in the head!

                        i hope you get molested by your mother!
                        Last edited by Meek and Humble; 01-16-2010, 07:54 AM.

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                          • Marshall
                            Righteous and Patriotic
                            Highest body count at the VFW
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 3322
                            #82
                            Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                            He blew his head off with a shotgun like a loser. Imagine the mess his whore wife had to step over to get her heroin fix when she got home from streetwalking all night.
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                              • the_dark_lord
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 17
                                #83
                                Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                                <<<<< ur mum, dad, and sibling

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                                  • Marshall
                                    Righteous and Patriotic
                                    Highest body count at the VFW
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 3322
                                    #84
                                    Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                                    Islam is of the Devil.
                                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                      • Marshall
                                        Righteous and Patriotic
                                        Highest body count at the VFW
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 3322
                                        #85
                                        Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                                        Never trust a junkie and if you listen to their music then you will be supporting their drug habit which is fueled by drugs made in terrorist controlled nations, some of which we are at war with. The money you spend on their records goes to the terrorists and allows them to buy bombs to kill American peacekeepers.

                                        Don't support terrorism like a Kurt Cobain did. He should have ended his life when he was still a teenager.
                                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                          • KurtCobain, maggot head
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Under Investigation
                                            • Jun 2012
                                            • 4
                                            #86
                                            Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                                            Kurt Cobain went to and was saved at South Aberdeen Baptist Church.Your welcome.


                                            P.S.
                                            Committing suicide doesn't cause you to go to hell
                                            Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                                            1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                                            1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29453
                                                #87
                                                Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                                                Originally posted by KurtCobain View Post
                                                Kurt Cobain went to and was saved at South Aberdeen Baptist Church.Your welcome.


                                                P.S.
                                                Committing suicide doesn't cause you to go to hell
                                                Yes it does friend.
                                                Ecclesiastes 7:17
                                                Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?

                                                Mark 3:29
                                                But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                  • Didymus Much
                                                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 14079
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                                                    Originally posted by KurtCobain View Post
                                                    ...P.S. Committing suicide doesn't cause you to go to hell
                                                    Only True Christians™ don't go to hell.

                                                    Kurt wasn't a True Christian™.

                                                    Thus. . .

                                                    (at least that's what these folks think, and they have Biblical justification for everything they say)

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                                                      • KurtCobain, maggot head
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Jun 2012
                                                        • 4
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                                                        Who are you to say Kurt was not a "True Christian"?
                                                        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                                                        1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                                                        1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                                                          • KurtCobain, maggot head
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Under Investigation
                                                            • Jun 2012
                                                            • 4
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt?

                                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                            Yes it does friend.
                                                            Ecclesiastes 7:17
                                                            Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?

                                                            Mark 3:29
                                                            But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
                                                            Where at in the Bible does it say that?


                                                            Also to the idiot who said only the "elect" are going to heaven, you sir are stupid....
                                                            Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                                                            1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                                                            1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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