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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974

    #1

    Happy Birthday Brother Max!

    You've been allowed to live another year! Praise Baby Jesus and have a blessed day.
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #2
    Re: Happy Birthday Brother Max!

    I suspect you will be spending the day in thin drizzle by the banks of some nearby river contemplating this Vale of Tears we call life, whilst imagining the promised Glories to Come.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Happy Birthday Brother Max!

      Don't forget to get your free ice cream cone.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Happy Birthday Brother Max!

        Barfy Happday

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Max Bayes
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2009
          • 302

          #5
          Re: Happy Birthday Brother Max!

          Thanks, all! And how did you guess, Ezekiel?
          BEHOLD!!!
          THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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          May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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