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  • WickedWitch
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    • Jan 2007
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    #31
    Re: The Question Thread

    Do you think my SPF 70 sunblock would stop me from getting a tan in hell?
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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
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      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #32
      Re: The Question Thread

      Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
      Do you think my SPF 70 sunblock would stop me from getting a tan in hell?
      No?
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • JennyD
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        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #33
        Re: The Question Thread

        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
        Do you think my SPF 70 sunblock would stop me from getting a tan in hell?
        Do you now believe in Hell?
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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
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          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #34
          Re: The Question Thread

          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
          Do you now believe in Hell?
          Does sunlight reach hell?
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Meek and Humble
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            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #35
            Re: The Question Thread

            Don't worry, I know a surefire way to save Miss Witch. It begins with a simple question, guaranteed to lead on to the road to salvation:

            Do you know where you are going when you die?

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            • WickedWitch
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              • Jan 2007
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              #36
              Re: The Question Thread

              What if I don't want to talk about when I'm going to die?
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              • Meek and Humble
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                • Dec 2008
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                #37
                Re: The Question Thread

                Are you aware Jesus hates you for thinking that?

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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #38
                  Re: The Question Thread

                  Do you think you will be able to say "Jesus, I love you" once you are bent over a magma vent gargling sulfur?

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                  • Don Bozo el Guapo
                    God's Pincushion
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 651

                    #39
                    Re: The Question Thread

                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                    Don Bozo, are you taking precautions so as not to infect your Mexican body with swine flu?
                    Don Bozo had a solid midwestern american upbringing and every farm boy knows the joys of porkin porkers with a chicken stuffed up his culo. So far I havent got a sniffle.
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                    • WickedWitch
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                      • Jan 2007
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                      #40
                      Re: The Question Thread

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Do you think you will be able to say "Jesus, I love you" once you are bent over a magma vent gargling sulfur?
                      Would you be surprised to know I'm able to speak perfectly fine, no matter what I'm bent over?
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                      • Meek and Humble
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                        • Dec 2008
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                        #41
                        Re: The Question Thread

                        Do you get bent over by men often to know that?

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                        • Nurse Clampett
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                          • Jan 2009
                          • 974

                          #42
                          Re: The Question Thread

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          Nuss Clampett, I feel Blessed to see that you are a good old-fashioned nurse!

                          So I'm Sure™ you don't mean "precautions" in the manner that those libber-Al, CONDOMent "people" mean.

                          Would you have any leeches with you for Bleeding? I don't Trust any of this new-fangled "Medicine"
                          Shouldn't every medical professional stick with leeches and Lysol?
                          Luke 5:31
                          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                          • WickedWitch
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                            #43
                            Re: The Question Thread

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Do you get bent over by men often to know that?
                            How often is "often"?
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                            • Meek and Humble
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                              • Dec 2008
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                              #44
                              Re: The Question Thread

                              What are you, Bill Clinton?

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                              • WickedWitch
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                                • Jan 2007
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                                #45
                                Re: The Question Thread

                                How could I be Bill Clinton?
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