[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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(Thanks for fixing it )
How do you know who God wants you to kill?

Are they dead?

[SUV]

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Alie, I see Hitonmi has just returned from the Nether Regions

I would advise you to ignore the little chink - he does not Deliver!!!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Are they dead?

If god wanted someone dead wouldent they be dead allready ?

[SUV]

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Don Bozo! Don Bozo! Did you see yet that today is mi cumpleanos? No chiste! There's a thread about it in The Lounge!

Besame Mucho, which I think means "God Bless You"

[Nurse Clampett]

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Don Bozo, are you taking precautions so as not to infect your Mexican body with swine flu?

[Nobar King]

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Haven't you noticed that most of my posts are in question format?

[WickedWitch]

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Does that mean you'll be a regular here at The Question Thread?

[SUV]

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Don Bozo, are you taking precautions so as not to infect your Mexican body with swine flu?

Nuss Clampett, I feel Blessed to see that you are a good old-fashioned nurse!

So I'm Sure™ you don't mean "precautions" in the manner that those libber-Al, CONDOMent "people" mean.

Would you have any leeches with you for Bleeding? I don't Trust any of this new-fangled "Medicine"

[WickedWitch]

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Umm, Sister Sue, are you aware of the rules of The Question Thread?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Are you aware that once you're dead, you will no longer be able to repent?

[Meek and Humble]

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Allie, have you accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Allie,

Do you realise your health problems are due to the rejection of the One Sure Cure All(r), Jesus?

[WickedWitch]

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Do you think I can cure the chaos in this thread?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Why not let Jesus save you from the chaos of hell?

[SUV]

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Umm, Sister Sue, are you aware of the rules of The Question Thread?

Alie! Would you hold me to "rules" today? It is the one day of the year when JESUS permits one to wallow in his or her own crapulence!!!