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  • #91
    Re: The Question Thread

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Why do you persist in haunting these forums?
    Why won't you admit you'd get bored without me here?
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • #92
      Re: The Question Thread

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Why won't you admit you'd get bored without me here?
      What sort of narcotics are you addicted to?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #93
        Re: The Question Thread

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        What sort of narcotics are you addicted to?
        Why must you answer an honest question with a snarky one?
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • #94
          Re: The Question Thread

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Why must you answer an honest question with a snarky one?
          Why do you persist in rejecting Christ's love?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #95
            Re: The Question Thread

            I don't know; why are there people in the world who should be alive, and their lives are tragically cut short, while horrible wastes of oxygen live instead??
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • #96
              Re: The Question Thread

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              I don't know; why are there people in the world who should be alive, and their lives are tragically cut short, while horrible wastes of oxygen live instead??
              If the horrible oxygen-thief herself cannot answer this, who can??
              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • #97
                Re: The Question Thread

                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                If the horrible oxygen-thief herself cannot answer this, who can??
                Isn't she repulsive? Don't you wish she'd just go crawl back into her spider-laden cave?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #98
                  Re: The Question Thread

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Isn't she repulsive? Don't you wish she'd just go crawl back into her spider-laden cave?
                  Why was she ever allowed to crawl out of that cave?
                  Why does she persist to pollute God's Favorite forum?
                  Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • #99
                    Re: The Question Thread

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Again I am forced to ask; Are you really that thick?
                    I'm so sorry Pastor Ezeikel I don't mean to act that way its just i have been sick lately so please forgive me It won't happen anymore But i have to ack why have you not Banned that hellbound witch Rachel?

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                    • Re: The Question Thread

                      Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                      I'm so sorry Pastor Ezeikel I don't mean to be thick i have been sick lately so please forgive me It won't happen anymore But i have to ack why have you not Banned that hellbound witch Rachel?
                      How shocked and awed am I that you managed to (kind of) insert an actual question into your yappery?

                      And why would you assume that the witch hasn't been banned several times already? Have you never encountered witchcraft before?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: The Question Thread

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        How shocked and awed am I that you managed to (kind of) insert an actual question into your yappery?

                        And why would you assume that the witch hasn't been banned several times already? Have you never encountered witchcraft before?
                        I'm Very sorry that i have shocked you But i was just Wondering But now i know she must of Been banned Before but With the help of her witchcraft find someway back I am shocked But no Pastor Ezeikel i have naver take part in Any witchcraft or anything Evil my parents have rasied be better then that

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                        • Re: The Question Thread

                          Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                          I'm Very sorry that i have shocked you But i was just Wondering But now i know she must of Been banned Before but With the help of her witchcraft find someway back I am shocked But no Pastor Ezeikel i have naver take part in Any witchcraft or anything Evil my parents have rasied be better then that




                          Why Jesus, oh why?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Re: The Question Thread

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post




                            Why Jesus, oh why?
                            Miss April, why don't you go back to the first post on this thread and see what we are doing here?

                            Or would you like me to direct you to a different thread where you can play with the youngens???
                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                            • Re: The Question Thread

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post




                              Why Jesus, oh why?
                              What is Wrong Pastor Ezeikel? Why did you act me those Questions if you did not wanted them anwered:/

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                              • Re: The Question Thread

                                Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                                What is Wrong Pastor Ezeikel? Why did you act me those Questions if you did not wanted them anwered:/
                                Is that a question Miss April? Does that mean you took my advise and read the Thread rules? Or is this another coincidence?
                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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