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  • #1621
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

    Next: Jesus does not win the next elections.
    Worse: Hillary Clinton wins




    Next: The evolutionists convince Congress to distribute pornography movies to all elementary school students.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #1622
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Worse: Hillary Clinton wins




      Next: The evolutionists convince Congress to distribute pornography movies to all elementary school students.
      Worse: The Catholics demand that all elementary school students MAKE pornography movies!

      Next: Miley "Forget Jesus" Cyrus performs at the White House.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #1623
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

        Next: Miley "Forget Jesus" Cyrus performs at the White House.
        Worse: Miley Cyrus makes a porn video in the Whitehouse with the Obamas!



        NEXT: Obama is re-elected.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #1624
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Worse: Miley Cyrus makes a porn video in the Whitehouse with the Obamas!



          NEXT: Obama is re-elected.
          Worse: Obama makes an inaugural ball music video with zombie Amy Winehouse

          Next: New TV series "Real Housewives of Osama Bin Laden"
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #1625
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Worse: Obama makes an inaugural ball music video with zombie Amy Winehouse

            Next: New TV series "Real Housewives of Osama Bin Laden"
            Worse: Zombie Bin Laden hosts "Real Housewife of Obama"

            Next: Obama hosts "Real house-husband of Hilary Clinton"

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            • #1626
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
              Next: Obama hosts "Real house-husband of Hilary Clinton"
              Worse: Billy Clinton rapes Anne Coulter and she is forced to carry the baby to term!


              Next: Chelsea Clinton marries one of the Obama daughters in the first lezbean wedding ceremony ever held in the White House.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #1627
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Next: Chelsea Clinton marries one of the Obama daughters in the first lezbean wedding ceremony ever held in the White House.
                Worse: Hillary gets an Obama stain on her blue " one of the mothers of the bride" dress
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #1628
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Heathen_Basher stripped naked and chained up against his will by a sex starved and maniacal Rachel Van Helsing

                  Next: Paganism
                  Paganism not bein understood by a bunch of hypocritical old men who dnt see the main principles are of love and compassion

                  next: homophobia
                  Proverbs 26:3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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                  • #1629
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by XXsoul_lessxx View Post
                    Paganism not bein understood by a bunch of hypocritical old men who dnt see the main principles are of love and compassion

                    next: homophobia
                    Homophobia is not that bad, but I'll keep playing to keep the flow.
                    Worse: Shrinks add homophobia to DSM-V as a neuropsychiatric disability, instead of the ability it is.

                    Next: Twisted female interventionist artist break into the house of a Christian family, brutally murdering two toddlers with her hammer.

                    sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                    Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                    ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                    ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                    ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                    • #1630
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by lukasekman View Post

                      Next: Twisted female interventionist artist break into the house of a Christian family, brutally murdering two toddlers with her hammer.
                      Another average day for the radical feminazis.



                      NEXT: A houseboy who can't (won't) stop bleeding.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #1631
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Another average day for the radical feminazis.



                        NEXT: A houseboy who can't (won't) stop bleeding.
                        Zeke's 14 year old Malaysian houseboy when he has not done his work.


                        next: Neil Patrick Harris

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                        • #1632
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                          Neil Patrick Harris
                          Neil Patrick Harris turns queer and adopts normal children.







                          Next: Cher's son
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #1633
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Neil Patrick Harris turns queer and adopts normal children.







                            Next: Cher's son
                            Worse: Chaz Bono leading a unitarian church choir

                            Next: Barry Manilow
                            Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                            Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                            • #1634
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
                              Barry Manilow
                              Homer bath house entertainment

                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #1635
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
                                Worse: Chaz Bono leading a unitarian church choir

                                Next: Barry Manilow
                                Worse: Barry Manilow within 100ft of a child

                                Next: David Cameron, Homer-loving leader of the UK.
                                Exodus 20:3 - Thou shalt have no other gods before me
                                Romans 8:35 - Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?

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