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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
    ...Next:America gets taken over by by NEEGROWS
    Worse: You move to Canada.

    Next: Trump wins the election.

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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Worse: You move to Canada.

      Next: Trump wins the election.
      Trump winning will be the day America gets back on its feet! How come you are posting that on the "make it worse" game thread?
      God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
      Revelation 12:9
      Job 39:9

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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Next: Trump wins the election.
        Worse: You forgot to build in an exit strategy.

        Next: Your exit strategy involves you hiding out a nuclear winter with the Clintons in their nuclear bunker.
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Roland View Post
          ...Next: Your exit strategy involves you hiding out a nuclear winter with the Clintons in their nuclear bunker.
          Worse: Bill hides all the ear plugs for his own use.

          Next: Hillary survives said nuclear winter.

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Next: Hillary survives said nuclear winter.
            Worse: by living on a secret cigar stash she found and boiling them..

            Next: but Bill had a secret tunnel to an alternative supply (unboiled)..

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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Worse: It was in Pastor Zeke's sex dungeon basement.

              Next: You're asked to clean out Pastor Zeke's basement.

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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                What's bad about cleaning the wonderful Pastor Zeke's basement? It would be a good deed toward a follower of God.
                God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
                Revelation 12:9
                Job 39:9

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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
                  What's bad about cleaning the wonderful Pastor Zeke's basement? It would be a good deed toward a follower of God.
                  I assume this is both the "make it worse" and the "next" part?

                  Okay.

                  Worse: Doing a good deed toward several followers of your God.

                  Next: Inspecting Cranky Old Man's beard for lice.

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                    I assume this is both the "make it worse" and the "next" part?

                    Okay.

                    Worse: Doing a good deed toward several followers of your God.

                    Next: Inspecting Cranky Old Man's beard for lice.
                    I'm pretty sure there are no lice (nor other fauna or flora) in COM's beard so that's an easy one.

                    Much worse: meeting face-to-face with that bear Zeke keeps in his basement.

                    Next: waking up in Faith Machine's van with little or no recollection of what happened last night.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      I'm pretty sure there are no lice (nor other fauna or flora) in COM's beard so that's an easy one.

                      Much worse: meeting face-to-face with that bear Zeke keeps in his basement.

                      Next: waking up in Faith Machine's van with little or no recollection of what happened last night.
                      Worst: you are in Faith Machine's van with no recollection of what happened, but the guy next to you is I Man Rastafari


                      Next: you commit a minor offense, you are send to jail and your cell mate is Hillary Clinton.
                      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                        Worst: you are in Faith Machine's van with no recollection of what happened, but the guy next to you is I Man Rastafari


                        Next: you commit a minor offense, you are send to jail and your cell mate is Hillary Clinton.

                        Worse- She wants you to be her bitch.


                        Next- The guard is Anthony Weiner.
                        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                          Worse- She wants you to be her bitch.


                          Next- The guard is Anthony Weiner.
                          Worse: He is elaborating on all the XXX rated materials in his e-mails.

                          Next: Putin puts on his cheeky smile.
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Roland View Post
                            Worse: He is elaborating on all the XXX rated materials in his e-mails.

                            Next: Putin puts on his cheeky smile.
                            Worse: he tells President Trump () that he does not love him anymore!

                            Next: Putin blackmails President Trump () for (allegedly) using Putin's private golden shower, um, facilities.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Worse: he tells President Trump () that he does not love him anymore!

                              Next: Putin blackmails President Trump () for (allegedly) using Putin's private golden shower, um, facilities.

                              Worse: Bill Clinton ogling Ivanka


                              Next: Theressa May visits President Trump
                              Isaiah 66:15

                              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                                Worse: Bill Clinton ogling Ivanka


                                Next: Theressa May visits President Trump
                                Worse: she turns into Angela Merkel during their Scriptural salutation Romans 16:16

                                Next: Canada applies to join the 3rd world

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