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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551
    #901
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

    Next: Blasphemous "children's Bibles"
    Blasphemous "gay anime children's Bibles"


    Next: Hidden cameras installed in public toilets along the interstate.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930
        #902
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Blasphemous "gay anime children's Bibles"


        Next: Hidden cameras installed in public toilets along the interstate.
        Hidden cameras installed in private truck stops!

        Next: Van Jones
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Loquacious Jefferson
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 43
            #903
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            Hidden cameras installed in private truck stops!

            Next: Van Jones
            A nineteen sebbenty fo' Chebby van wif a pitcher o' da Virgin Mary painted on da side dat be full o' Mexicans sneakin' into da country.

            Next: Midgets
            No matter what, you gotta strut!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78551
                #904
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Loquacious Jefferson View Post

                Next: Midgets
                Midget gay porn.


                Next: Shemales
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #905
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Shemale e-mail.

                    Next: World War II

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #906
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Shemale e-mail.

                        Next: World War II
                        Finding out Hitler was a Christ killer.

                        Next: WW III
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

                          Comment

                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #907
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            WWIII never happens

                            Next: The Apocalypse never happens :'(

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                              • SA Child of God
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 49
                                #908
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                The Apocalypse never happens in America - but does every where else...

                                Next : South Africa

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78551
                                    #909
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by SA Child of God View Post
                                    Next : South Africa
                                    A shortage of jigaboos in South Africa cause shortages in American asphalt reserves.


                                    Next: Ralph Nader
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Bryan Tamariki
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Aug 2007
                                        • 285
                                        #910
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Ralph Nader is the next President, after Obama's second term .

                                        Next: Time Travel.
                                        Joshua 24:15
                                        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #911
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Time Travel not being utilized to go back and take photographs of Jesus!

                                            Next: Charles Dickens

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                                              • Larry Lee
                                                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 4464
                                                #912
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                Time Travel not being utilized to go back and take photographs of Jesus!

                                                Next: Charles Dickens
                                                Michael Moore

                                                Next: Minimum wage laws!
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                                                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #913
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Maximum wage laws!

                                                    Next: Wal-Mart becomes unionized

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78551
                                                        #914
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                                        Next: Wal-Mart becomes unionized
                                                        Churches become unionized!


                                                        Next: Obama outlaws prayer.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Isabella Abbey
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 166
                                                            #915
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Churches become unionized!


                                                            Next: Obama outlaws prayer.


                                                            Obama mandates prayer -- with school students bowing to Mecca.


                                                            Next: Burnt grilled-cheese sandwiches.

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