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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #826
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

    Next: 4Chan
    The annual 4chan sodomite orgy in Sin Francisco.


    Next: Dead Kennedys.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414
        #827
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Next: Dead Kennedys.
        Live Kennedys in the Senate or White House destroying America.

        Next: Rush Limbaugh turning into a liberal.
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405
            #828
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Live Kennedys in the Senate or White House destroying America.

            Next: Rush Limbaugh turning into a liberal.
            I am sorry, my brain can't go beyond that horrific image, except maybe GW Bush converting to atheism.

            Next: No smoking areas in restaurants and hospitals.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Johnnyboy
                True Christian™ fisherman
                • Jun 2009
                • 801
                #829
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                I am sorry, my brain can't go beyond that horrific image, except maybe GW Bush converting to atheism.

                Next: No smoking areas in restaurants and hospitals.

                No smoking areas at day care centers.

                Next: Atheist liberals cancelling football season.

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                  • H. Montague Worthington
                    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2716
                    #830
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                    No smoking areas at day care centers.

                    Next: Atheist liberals cancelling football season.
                    Football telecasts replaced by the WNBA.

                    Next: Japanese baseball.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414
                        #831
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                        Next: Japanese baseball.
                        The Japanese Joo York Yankees.


                        Next: Chris "Angel" mocking the Lord.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #832
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            David Blaine, the Anti-Christ surely!

                            Next: that evil movie Airplane, starring Leslie Nielsen.

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930
                                #833
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                David Blaine, the Anti-Christ surely!

                                Next: that evil movie Airplane, starring Leslie Nielsen.
                                Airplane! II
                                Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?.
                                Next: The Iowa Barnstormers go undefeated this season.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #834
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                    Next: The Iowa Barnstormers go undefeated this season.
                                    The Joo York Yankees win the World Series (again)!


                                    Next: Seventh Day Adventist "nutloaf."
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 12414
                                        #835
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Next: Seventh Day Adventist "nutloaf."
                                        Papist "priest" "nutloaf"!

                                        Next: Nuns.
                                        Posted via Prayer

                                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                          • Wide-Open
                                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2007
                                            • 18449
                                            #836
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                            Next: Nuns.
                                            Singing nuns (in French!).

                                            Next: The Eurovision Song Contest
                                            Psalm 81:10:
                                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #837
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                                Next: Nuns.
                                                Nuns with porno!!



                                                Next: Rancid cottage cheese.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 12414
                                                    #838
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                                    Next: The Eurovision Song Contest
                                                    Never heard of it. Is it a sodomite rock and roll competition? Hmmm... How to make it worse... A naked sodomite rock and roll competition?

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Next: Rancid cottage cheese.
                                                    Tofu.


                                                    Next: Woodstock.
                                                    Posted via Prayer

                                                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                                                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Johnnyboy
                                                        True Christian™ fisherman
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 801
                                                        #839
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                                        Never heard of it. Is it a sodomite rock and roll competition? Hmmm... How to make it worse... A naked sodomite rock and roll competition?


                                                        Tofu.


                                                        Next: Woodstock.

                                                        Altamont

                                                        Next: Grace Slick

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                                                          • H. Montague Worthington
                                                            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 2716
                                                            #840
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                                            Altamont

                                                            Next: Grace Slick
                                                            Slick Willie

                                                            Next: Fair Trade Coffee

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