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  • #841
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    Next: Fair Trade Coffee
    This confuses me. Why are people trading for coffee? Can't they just go into the market and buy some picked by the finest serfs in South America?
    You know what's worse? Unfair coffee picked by uppity serfs who feel they deserve more that what they're worth for doing nothing more than picking beans off trees!

    Next: Forgotten victims.
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    • #842
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      This confuses me. Why are people trading for coffee? Can't they just go into the market and buy some picked by the finest serfs in South America?
      You know what's worse? Unfair coffee picked by uppity serfs who feel they deserve more that what they're worth for doing nothing more than picking beans off trees!

      Next: Forgotten victims.
      Forgotten victims forgetting who victimized them.

      Next: Helen Keller.

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      • #843
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
        Forgotten victims forgetting who victimized them.

        Next: Helen Keller.
        Helen Keller, Medicine Woman.

        Next: Seventh-Day Adventists.
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        • #844
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
          Next: Helen Keller.
          Helen Merrill (world's most God-awful Peggy Lee wannabe; I guess most of the True Christians(tm) here will just have to trust me on this one)

          Next: Jazz
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          • #845
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Helen Keller, Medicine Woman.

            Next: Seventh-Day Adventists.
            Seventh-Day Adventists playing jazz

            Next: The Satanic posting delays that result from a global forum that serves an international community.
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            • #846
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
              Next: The Satanic posting delays that result from a global forum that serves an international community.
              The Roman pope reading all of our posts!

              Next: Security guards discovering the Chick Tracts that I had taped to each and every seat in the papist church where Teddy Kennedy's funeral is being held tomorrow.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #847
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The Roman pope reading all of our posts!

                Next: Security guards discovering the Chick Tracts that I had taped to each and every seat in the papist church where Teddy Kennedy's funeral is being held tomorrow.
                If dey replace all dem tracts wif li'l bottles o' scotch.

                Next: Al Franken
                No matter what, you gotta strut!

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                • #848
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Frankenstein

                  Next: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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                  • #849
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Fellow WB TV show and false heretical "Christian" propoganda "Seventh Heaven".

                    Next: People who hold Guinness world records for stupid things like consecutive one-legged pogo stick jumps or world's largest collection of matchbooks.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • #850
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Fellow WB TV show and false heretical "Christian" propoganda "Seventh Heaven".

                      Next: People who hold Guinness world records for stupid things like consecutive one-legged pogo stick jumps or world's largest collection of matchbooks.
                      People who hold world records for things that cause Jesus to cross His legs (e.g., Erin Daye).

                      Next: Ugly "heirloom" vegetables weeds
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                      • #851
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                        People who hold world records for things that cause Jesus to cross His legs (e.g., Erin Daye).

                        Next: Ugly "heirloom" vegetables weeds

                        Ugly Heirloom Weeds owned by Muslims.


                        The Internet (EX. 4chan)

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                        • #852
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Jango M Toad View Post
                          Ugly Heirloom Weeds owned by Muslims.


                          The Internet (EX. 4chan)
                          4chan imposters on the internet failing on their first post in our Godly forums by not first posting in the introduction forum found HERE.

                          Next: Dealing with Unsaved Trash
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                          Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                          Romans 1:20
                          For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                          2 Timothy 2:15
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                          • #853
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                            New Kids on the Block taking on 'N Synche in a tag team Jello Wrestling Match.

                            Next: Belgium
                            Belgium run by catholics... oh wait...

                            Next:Musika (Is it possible to make this worse?!?!? )
                            Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 09-03-2009, 09:29 PM. Reason: minor grammar error

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                            • #854
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
                              4chan imposters on the internet failing on their first post in our Godly forums by not first posting in the introduction forum found HERE.

                              Next: Dealing with Unsaved Trash
                              Dealing with unsaved trash who think they are wits and not the crashing bores.

                              Obama speaking to the nations school childern.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • #855
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Dealing with unsaved trash who think they are wits and not the crashing bores.

                                Obama speaking to the nations school childern.
                                Obama forcing said school children to then sing songs of priase about him.

                                Next: The "Swine Flu" fashion statement:
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                                Proverbs 27:17
                                Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                                Romans 1:20
                                For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                                2 Timothy 2:15
                                Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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