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  • #1096
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Unsaved whoremongers who insist on pestering God's favorite forum with witchcraft and pervertions, when they are CLEARLY UNWELCOME HERE no matter what color they post in.


    Next: Fleabag Cannuck hotel chains with bedbugs and false bibles in every room.
    Fleabag Cannuck hotel chains with charming heathens and witch harlots in every room.

    Next:
    Any country that doesn't have REAL football but instead calls that sissy sport soccer, football.
    Jesus will return the favor with nails of truth and the hammer of righteousness.

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    • #1097
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Jared H. Price View Post
      Fleabag Cannuck hotel chains with charming heathens and witch harlots in every room.

      Next:
      Any country that doesn't have REAL football but instead calls that sissy sport soccer, football.
      Countries to the north that the national sport in Moose Rape.

      NEXT: Friday in a flea bag, Moose infested Canukistain town and it's Christ hatting, bi-lingual inhabitants.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • #1098
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        NEXT: Friday in a flea bag, Moose infested Canukistain town and it's Christ hatting, bi-lingual inhabitants.
        Friday in a flea bag, Moose infested Canukistain town with nobody but Sulu to keep you company. He's a horrible wingman! LOL!

        Next: You set your man-weapon to "Phase her to stun", but she still keeps yapping and expects you to boldly go with a little "hand-to-hand"!
        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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        • #1099
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
          Friday in a flea bag, Moose infested Canukistain town with nobody but Sulu to keep you company. He's a horrible wingman! LOL!

          Next: You set your man-weapon to "Phase her to stun", but she still keeps yapping and expects you to boldly go with a little "hand-to-hand"!
          Being forced to watch a music video of Star Trek love scenes which display Kirk and Spock's true nature.



          Next: Being forced to participate in a video Kirk wants to make to disprove the true video shown above.
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          • #1100
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Being forced to watch a music video of Star Trek love scenes which display Kirk and Spock's true nature.



            Next: Being forced to participate in a video Kirk wants to make to disprove the true video shown above.
            Bering froced to appear in a Kirk "Captain's Log" video because you need the money after you lost your bread and breakfast by holding out on Jesus.

            NEXT: Cheep tithing Christians who attempt to blame Pastoral Security for their own misfortune.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • #1101
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Bering froced to appear in a Kirk "Captain's Log" video because you need the money after you lost your bread and breakfast by holding out on Jesus.

              NEXT: Cheep tithing Christians who attempt to blame Pastoral Security for their own misfortune.
              False Christians living happy and fulfilling lives and thinking that their false lovey-dovey Jesus is protecting them from misfortune!

              NEXT: Secular socialist police officers who try and tell you that defecating on the front steps of a blasphemous Catholic "church" is some kind of "unlawful behaviour", whatever that is.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #1102
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Police officers stealing your first amendment rights!!!

                Next: police officers stealing your second amendment right

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                • #1103
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                  Next: police officers stealing your second amendment right
                  Muslim presidents stealing ALL my rights!


                  Next: Liberals forcing the Freehold Police Department to hire cripples!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #1104
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Muslim presidents stealing ALL my rights!


                    Next: Liberals forcing the Freehold Police Department to hire cripples!
                    Liberals forcing the Freehold Police Department to hire liberal cripples from ACORN!

                    Next: Having people spread vicious lies about how much you tithed.
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                    • #1105
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      Next: Having people spread vicious lies about how much you tithed.
                      ANYONE making it their business how much you tithe! Stay strong, Miss Jenny.


                      Next: Bullies.

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                      • #1106
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
                        ANYONE making it their business how much you tithe! Stay strong, Miss Jenny.


                        Next: Bullies.

                        What? You got a problem, lady?!
                        Vietcong/NVA reeducation camps.

                        Next: Greek Fire
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #1107
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          What? You got a problem, lady?!
                          Vietcong/NVA reeducation camps.

                          Next: Greek Fire
                          Greek . . . er, "relations"

                          Next: Extortionists.
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                          • #1108
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            Greek . . . er, "relations"

                            Next: Extortionists.
                            Gay extortionists.

                            Next: Contortionists.

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                            • #1109
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Fisherman Jake View Post
                              Gay extortionists.

                              Next: Contortionists.
                              I just hate those faggy contortionists, they make the gayest drawings!

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                              • #1110
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Women who don't bake at all!!!

                                Next: non-traditional gender roles

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