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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551
    #106
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by bluefire View Post
    The view starring BARNEY!!!

    Next; Apples
    Rule #1. A True Christian(tm) Man should NEVER accept an apple from any female.

    Next: An unsaved girl going yappity yap on God's favorite forum.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Bob4God
        Moderator
        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274
        #107
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        An unsaved girl going yappity yap on God's favorite forum while deriving sexual pleasure from watching the View starring Barney.

        Next: Not surrendering your life to JESUS CHRIST.
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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #108
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Not surrendering your life to Jesus Christ, and instead surrendering it to Muhammad!

            Greedy Jews

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78551
                #109
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Not surrendering your life to Jesus Christ, and instead surrendering it to Muhammad!

                Greedy Jews
                Greedy jews who lie about the holocaust.

                Next: Filthy degenerate witches who sacrifice Christian babies to satan.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #110
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Filthy degenerate witches who sacrifice Christian babies to satan, calling themselves "neo-pagans".

                    Buddha

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551
                        #111
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Filthy degenerate witches who sacrifice Christian babies to satan, calling themselves "neo-pagans".

                        Buddha
                        The obese pervert Marlon Brando saying "Pass the buddha" to some harlot in "Last Tango in Paris."

                        Next: My fiancee overcooks my steak. Again.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Little Daniel
                            Unsaved trash
                            • May 2009
                            • 25
                            #112
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Next: My fiancee overcooks my steak. Again.
                            Your fiancee overcooks your steak and expects you to eat it, failing to immediately cook another one.

                            Next: "Psychics" "Palm Readers" "and other charlatans of the sort.
                            Leviticus 20:27
                            A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Bryan Tamariki
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 285
                                #113
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                "Psychics" "Palm Readers" "and other charlatans of the sort who predict another four years with Obama.

                                Next: Professional Wrestling
                                Joshua 24:15
                                And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                  • Little Daniel
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • May 2009
                                    • 25
                                    #114
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Women's professional wrestling.

                                    Next: Veggie burgers.
                                    Leviticus 20:27
                                    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 5131
                                        #115
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Veggie burgers served instead of steak at a steakhouse

                                        Next: Horrible meanass bullies who pick on everything.
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                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                          • JennyD
                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                            Sweet Placid Sister
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 9567
                                            #116
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                            Veggie burgers served instead of steak at a steakhouse

                                            Next: Horrible meanass bullies who pick on everything.
                                            Horrible mean*** bullies who pick on everything Christian.

                                            Obama at Notre Dame.
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                                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 5131
                                                #117
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                                Obama at Notre Dame.
                                                Obama at Notre Dame not being listened to even though he makes good points regarding the abortion debate (pro choice, baby, yeah!!)

                                                Next:
                                                Giving GWB a sponge bath
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                                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78551
                                                    #118
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                    Obama at Notre Dame not being listened to even though he makes good points regarding the abortion debate (pro choice, baby, yeah!!)

                                                    Next:
                                                    Giving GWB a sponge bath
                                                    It would be the greatest privilege of my life to watch my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy give GWB a sponge bath! God Bless America!!

                                                    Next: VanHellBreath dancing skyclad in the woods during a witch ceremony.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2009
                                                        • 666
                                                        #119
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Giving GWB a sponge bath, and by sponge, I mean TONGUE.

                                                        NEXT: Marilyn Manson
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                                                        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                        Hosea 9:7
                                                        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                                          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2009
                                                            • 666
                                                            #120
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Good Pastor Zeke beat me to it by a matter of seconds...

                                                            VanHellBreath dancing skyclad in the woods during a witch ceremony....to a radio blasting the VILLAGE PEOPLE, while performing cunnilingus on a pig!

                                                            Next: Marilyn Manson
                                                            sigpic
                                                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                            Hosea 9:7
                                                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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