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  • Basilissa
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    FALSE

    Satan never sleeps, so the same goes for a Freehold Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Professional Associate!

    The person below me, while felling fatigued from fighting against the Liberal War of Christmas, is ready to go to win the House and Senate for God's Own Party in this year's mid term elections.
    TRUE

    Person below me often goes to picket at university campuses with signs about God's wrath.

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  • soulbanana
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    The person above me hasn't heard of Google?



    False.

    The person under me is having slight problems focusing this mornafternoon.
    Wrong clover :p It's a 3 leaf one
    Slight is an understatement, I can't focus at all Hence why I didn't think of using google.
    The person after me has drank more bottles of whatever drink there was at their party than me(i drank 2 bottles of champagne, and I feel pretty sick).

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    The person above me hasn't heard of Google?



    False.

    The person under me is having slight problems focusing this mornafternoon.
    FALSE

    Satan never sleeps, so the same goes for a Freehold Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Professional Associate!

    The person below me, while felling fatigued from fighting against the Liberal War of Christmas, is ready to go to win the House and Senate for God's Own Party in this year's mid term elections.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by soulbanana View Post
    I don't even know who these people are, so false :p...
    The person above me hasn't heard of Google?

    ...The person after me knows that The Holy Trinity is 3 persons, one God and it has been taught to them through the picture of a clover.
    False.

    The person under me is having slight problems focusing this mornafternoon.

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  • soulbanana
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    I don't even know who these people are, so false :p
    The person after me knows that The Holy Trinity is 3 persons, one God and it has been taught to them through the picture of a clover.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    The person below me was once a leather queen, and a size queen, but now walks in the light of God.
    Originally posted by soulbanana View Post
    The person after me has seen/made miracles and has praised God for them
    TRUE!

    The person under me thinks they should move Michael Schumacher to the same room as Ariel Sharon.

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  • soulbanana
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Thread killed, no "the person after me" quote said :/
    The person after me has seen/made miracles and has praised God for them

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  • IreneS
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by IreneS View Post
    True. I can't wait to see this beside my name
    My prayers have been answered! I'm now heaven bound!
    Judges 5:3
    Hear, O ye kings; give ear, O ye princes; I, even I, will sing unto the LORD; I will sing praise to the LORD God of Israel.

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by IreneS View Post
    ...
    Next: The person below me has imbibed/is imbibing too many fluids for New Years Eve celebrations and is feeling sad and sorry for themselves (or will be in the morning).
    False. God has never directed me to drink alcohol, nor has he directed me to celebrate a new year. Tonight is just like any other night...contemplating the blessings He has given me and my family and hopefully bringing God's wisdom to a heathen or two here.

    The person below me was once a leather queen, and a size queen, but now walks in the light of God.

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  • IreneS
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    The person below me might get into Heaven if he/she pays a little more attention to what's in the Bible.
    True. I can't wait to see this beside my name


    Next: The person below me has imbibed/is imbibing too many fluids for New Years Eve celebrations and is feeling sad and sorry for themselves (or will be in the morning).

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  • WWJDnow
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Oh, hey, that was prophetic. It turns out that it was me!

    The person below me might get into Heaven if he/she pays a little more attention to what's in the Bible.

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  • WWJDnow
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    The person below me is the very model of True Christianity(TM).

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  • IreneS
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The person under me eats ethnic foods like pig knuckles and liverwurst.
    False.


    The person below me has imbibed/is imbibing too many fluids for New Years Eve celebrations and is feeling sad and sorry for themselves (or will be in the morning).

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by IreneS View Post
    The person below me is a foul-mouthed lezbean who spits in the face of the Lord.
    False (though I've dealt with quite a few).


    The person under me eats ethnic foods like pig knuckles and liverwurst.

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  • IreneS
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    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
    The person below me rejoices that those who defy God will burn forever, with their screamin' drowned in demon semen.
    True.


    The person below me is a foul-mouthed lezbean who spits in the face of the Lord

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