[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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The person below me knows better than to believe in evolution.

True.

The conjecture of evolution made to remove God's glory from creation contradicts God's Word, and is therefore just outright bad science. Where are the landsharks, the crocoducks, and why are monkeys still here if monkeys turned into men? Why would some monkeys change while others did not. Evolution is very inconsistent. It is stupid to believe in something without solid evidence, such as the Word of God.

The person below me rejoices that those who defy God will burn forever, with their screamin' drowned in demon semen.

[Bobby-Joe]

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TRUE!!

The person below has had some private Bible study sessions with Pastor Zeke and remembers the feeling of being filled with our dearest Pastor's wisdom!

TRUE

Several times Pastor Zeke has gotten his knees with me to draw the poison of AIDs out my body when Witches have spat their own poisoned blood in my face, just to infect me with the disease they all carry.

The person below me knows better than to believe in evolution.

[Basilissa]

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True!
The person under me loves Jesus so much it makes her cry when she thinks about all the sin she did her her life before her Salvation, when she ponders on the stripes of her Redeemer's back and wonders if He thought of her when His flesh was ripped off by the whip. She can't help but to wonder if He thought of her fondly at the time, or was He angry or worse, disappointed? And her love for Jesus is so strong that sometimes she just can't get out of bed for the crying, knowing what an awful wretch she was and how degrading it must have been for the Creator of the Universe to pick her blacked, sin-encrusted soul up and give her Living Waters to quench a thirst she never knew she had. She can hardly function some days knowing how very pathetic she is as a creature, and being utterly humbled by the love of Jesus, she is in awe over the fact that He even noticed her. And she doesn't want to embarrass Him, ever, but wants only to prove to Him her love is pure.

TRUE!!

The person below has had some private Bible study sessions with Pastor Zeke and remembers the feeling of being filled with our dearest Pastor's wisdom!

[soulbanana]

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The person above me does not understand the rules.

TRUE!

The person under me agrees.

Darn, found out
I do not think that deeply, sadly
TPAM thinks that salvation is possible for anybody.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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True!
The person under me loves Jesus so much it makes her cry when she thinks about all the sin she did her her life before her Salvation, when she ponders on the stripes of her Redeemer's back and wonders if He thought of her when His flesh was ripped off by the whip. She can't help but to wonder if He thought of her fondly at the time, or was He angry or worse, disappointed? And her love for Jesus is so strong that sometimes she just can't get out of bed for the crying, knowing what an awful wretch she was and how degrading it must have been for the Creator of the Universe to pick her blacked, sin-encrusted soul up and give her Living Waters to quench a thirst she never knew she had. She can hardly function some days knowing how very pathetic she is as a creature, and being utterly humbled by the love of Jesus, she is in awe over the fact that He even noticed her. And she doesn't want to embarrass Him, ever, but wants only to prove to Him her love is pure.

[Wide-Open]

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The person above me does not understand the rules.

TRUE!

The person under me agrees.

[soulbanana]

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I am sure having to sit through one of your sermons would give anyone a severe bout of flatulence!

The person below me finds it hard not to snore when their have to endure one of Zekie boy's sermons.

not really, I'm a deep sleeper.
TPAM has friends that are from other religions(if you do, good job )

[Jo Freddie]

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The person under me is ready to admit that they farted during my Sermon this morning.

I am sure having to sit through one of your sermons would give anyone a severe bout of flatulence!

The person below me finds it hard not to snore when their have to endure one of Zekie boy's sermons.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The person under me sometimes gets tears of joy from thinking about Jesus.

Amen! That explains the piles of wet Kleenex in my Prayer Closet.

The person under me is ready to admit that they farted during my Sermon this morning.

[Mary Thompson]

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False, had the mythical Jesus ever existed and had been the son of God He would have been spreading the Sauce, not denying it.

The person below me KNOWS that one of the most important prerequisites of becoming a Pastor at Landover Baptist Church is to be deranged.

The pastors of Landover Baptist are certainly not deranged, only a Godless meat-ball worshipper could think that.
The person under me sometimes gets tears of joy from thinking about Jesus.

[Jo Freddie]

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The person under me knows that Jesus will see to it that pastafarians are boiled in scalding hot spaghetti sauce for all eternity down in hell.

False, had the mythical Jesus ever existed and had been the son of God He would have been spreading the Sauce, not denying it.

The person below me KNOWS that one of the most important prerequisites of becoming a Pastor at Landover Baptist Church is to be deranged.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The person below me thinks the House Boys have the right not to be sexually abused in the shower by deranged baptist pastors.

True, but there is no such thing as "deranged baptist pastors."


The person under me knows that Jesus will see to it that pastafarians are boiled in scalding hot spaghetti sauce for all eternity down in hell.

[Jo Freddie]

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Quite true, if we're talking about Bridal Showers.

The person below me was beaten as a boy for reading "Tarzan" novels instead of his Bible study...

False on a couple of points, I was never beaten for reading Shazam books instead of his Bible study...

The person below me thinks the House Boys have the right not to be sexually abused in the shower by deranged baptist pastors.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am a house-boy inasmuch as I own 15 houses; the person below me has never been in a shower.

Quite true, if we're talking about Bridal Showers.

The person below me was beaten as a boy for reading "Tarzan" novels instead of his Bible study...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I am a house-boy inasmuch as I own 15 houses; the person below me has never been in a shower.