[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

We only eat Godly American Buffalo Burgers in the Pacific Northwest.

The person below me has put a 30-06, 180 grain round in the lungs of a moose.

False.

(Love me some Whataburger though. )

TPUM has punched a gay!

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Well, Mr Hutchins! I'm a WOMAN, so... OF COURSE I am below you!

The person below me sometimes indulges in the sinfulness/greatness that is Whataburger

False.

We only eat Godly American Buffalo Burgers in the Pacific Northwest.

The person below me has put a 30-06, 180 grain round in the lungs of a moose.

[Holly Graham]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, I have smeared it on a stick

The person below me is below me.

Well, Mr Hutchins! I'm a WOMAN, so... OF COURSE I am below you!

The person below me sometimes indulges in the sinfulness/greatness that is Whataburger

[James Hutchins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. I've never even been in the same room with one of those demon gadgets.


The person under me uses Fluff© in perverted ways.

True, I have smeared it on a stick

The person below me is below me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has never played a digital video/computer game in his or hers life!

True. I've never even been in the same room with one of those demon gadgets.


The person under me uses Fluff(c) in perverted ways.

[Turducken the Eskimo]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Hello Pastor Ezekiel.

I am not going to the Bahamas. They took my passport away after the accident I do not want to talk about it.

The person under me did not get hurt in the Chinese earthquake.

Thank you.

Rusty

True, Its too far away from Finland.


The person below me has never played a digital video/computer game in his or hers life!

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, and I'm personally willing to swear in any court in the land on Christ's Holy Name that no True Christian™ was withing 1,000 miles of the place on the day in question.



The person below me is headed to The Bahamas on Monday for another Pastor's Conference.

Hello Pastor Ezekiel.

I am not going to the Bahamas. They took my passport away after the accident I do not want to talk about it.

The person under me did not get hurt in the Chinese earthquake.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me wasn't in Boston last week and knows NOTHING about pressure cookers.

True, and I'm personally willing to swear in any court in the land on Christ's Holy Name that no True Christian™ was withing 1,000 miles of the place on the day in question.



The person below me is headed to The Bahamas on Monday for another Pastor's Conference.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. And at a very young age.


The person under me has not committed sodomy in the past 2 weeks.

TRUE and the lest we say about this topic concerning me, the better as far as I am concerned.

The person below me wasn't in Boston last week and knows NOTHING about pressure cookers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has memorized the entire King James Bible.

True. And at a very young age.


The person under me has not committed sodomy in the past 2 weeks.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Oh YES! I LOVE JESUS! I would still shout it from the rooftops if the Home Ownership Association didn't prevent me because their hands are tied with stupid insurance regulations. Even then, I can't stop myself!

The Person Under Me carries a super soaker water blaster, a bucket of water, or at least a wet sponge in a sandwich baggie for emergency baptism purposes at all times.

True!
The person under me has memorized the entire King James Bible.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Hmmm TPUM has a great love for Landover and Christ, our Lord, and tithes as much as God wants him to and more!

Oh YES! I LOVE JESUS! I would still shout it from the rooftops if the Home Ownership Association didn't prevent me because their hands are tied with stupid insurance regulations. Even then, I can't stop myself!

The Person Under Me carries a super soaker water blaster, a bucket of water, or at least a wet sponge in a sandwich baggie for emergency baptism purposes at all times.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Nearly completely true. It should be a requirement for any employment, at the discretion of the owner of the company hiring said employee. That's how I roll with my company. I have ways of discerning what lies in the heart of every applicant seeking employment. Non-Christians need not apply!

TPUM has, at least once, converted a Jehovah's Witless (or a mormon) who knocked on their door to True Christianity.

Myself just two girls, though my husband has witnessed to about twenty!
Praise God for his Holy Word!

Hmmm TPUM has a great love for Landover and Christ, our Lord, and tithes as much as God wants him to and more!

[Marc Thyme]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TPUM thinks it should be a requirement for public office OR public employment (including, especially, schools) that the applicant be a True Christian™ or, given the likely shortage of available True Christians™, be required to take training in True Christianity™, the application of which to his or his (why would a woman be working instead of taking care of her husband's children?) job will be part of his performance evaluation.

Nearly completely true. It should be a requirement for any employment, at the discretion of the owner of the company hiring said employee. That's how I roll with my company. I have ways of discerning what lies in the heart of every applicant seeking employment. Non-Christians need not apply!

TPUM has, at least once, converted a Jehovah's Witless (or a Moron) who knocked on their door to True Christianity.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me is concerned that I'm a canamerican!

Not particularly. If you want to go to Heaven enough, you'll reject the Canuckistani lifestyle. If you don't, you won't.

TPUM thinks it should be a requirement for public office OR public employment (including, especially, schools) that the applicant be a True Christian(tm) or, given the likely shortage of available True Christians(tm), be required to take training in True Christianity(tm), the application of which to his or his (why would a woman be working instead of taking care of her husband's children?) job will be part of his performance evaluation.