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  • shy Rita
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2012
    • 250

    #2731
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    False, We have talked about this before Redeemed.

    The Person under me wants to see hoodies banned from their community NOW before another child dies.
    False. I wear hoodies myself so getting them banned would literally cause me headaches (too much sunlight, and rioting.)

    The person under me is disgusted by the state of the world today.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #2732
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
      False. I wear hoodies myself so getting them banned would literally cause me headaches (too much sunlight, and rioting.)

      The person under me is disgusted by the state of the world today.
      True! Especially the wearing of hoodies. The clothing of DEATH

      The person above under me is an uppity person in love with her own opinion above that of God and can't help showing it from time to time.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #2733
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        True: and that is my professional opinion.

        The person below me thinks that underwear is optional.

        Abe: ninja'd
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        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #2734
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post

          The person below me thinks that underwear is optional.
          False. I wear the same undergarments that Jesus wore.



          The person under me suspects the kitchen help is collecting their hairs out of the brush in the upper north wing bathroom.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #2735
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            True. I have pains in my leg, already.

            The person below me spends too much time alone.
            Posted via Mobile Device
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #2736
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              False. I wear the same undergarments that Jesus wore.
              I do hope you washed them . . .
              Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
              True. I have pains in my leg, already.

              The person below me spends too much time alone.
              Posted via Mobile Device
              False. I'm never alone, because Jesus is with me.

              TPUM is deeply offended by the Freedom From Religion Foundation's upcoming anti-Christian advertising that will air on CBS Sunday and Monday.

              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • shy Rita
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2012
                • 250

                #2737
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                I do hope you washed them . . .

                False. I'm never alone, because Jesus is with me.

                TPUM is deeply offended by the Freedom From Religion Foundation's upcoming anti-Christian advertising that will air on CBS Sunday and Monday.

                True. I'm not happy about this...

                The person below me has heard of the God Belongs In My City movement.

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                • Catherine Moore
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 315

                  #2738
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  False: I'm stuck in the UK and God certainly doesn't belong in some of our cities, unless he's either passing through to somewhere more holy or there to rain fire.

                  The Person Under Me is registered to vote.

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                  • herbertLovesGod
                    Guest
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 223

                    #2739
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                    False: I'm stuck in the UK and God certainly doesn't belong in some of our cities, unless he's either passing through to somewhere more holy or there to rain fire.

                    The Person Under Me is registered to vote.
                    False, Jesus Christ was elected long ago, politicians are just jews in darkies pajama's!

                    The person below me has obama P.J's!

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #2740
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                      False, Jesus Christ was elected long ago, politicians are just jews in darkies pajama's!

                      The person below me has obama P.J's!
                      FALSE and I don't want to even think about it.

                      The person below me agree with Rick Santorum that the press is full of Liberal bullies out to terrorize good Christian Americans.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                      Hot Must ReadThreads!


                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • herbertLovesGod
                        Guest
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 223

                        #2741
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        FALSE and I don't want to even think about it.

                        The person below me agree with Rick Santorum that the press is full of Liberal bullies out to terrorize good Christian Americans.
                        FalseTrue, Jesus can't be bullied ™, but the zionist press is fairly terrorizing.

                        The person below me once shaved their legs.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #2742
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                          FalseTrue, Jesus can't be bullied ™, but the zionist press is fairly terrorizing.

                          The person below me once shaved their legs.
                          True, but it was because I was a competitive swimmer in high school. It was supposed to make me swim faster.

                          You'll note I am no longer a competitive swimmer, following a horrific and humiliating incident at the state championship which involved the temporary loss of my swimsuit . . . and bowel control. I haven't been in a swimming pool since. No matter how much chlorine there is, all I can smell is raw sewage.

                          Thank you for reopening old wounds.

                          TPUM is pleased that Cuba is allowing religious freedom now, but horrified and angry that they are allowing the Catholic cult back in.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • herbertLovesGod
                            Guest
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 223

                            #2743
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            True, but it was because I was a competitive swimmer in high school. It was supposed to make me swim faster.

                            You'll note I am no longer a competitive swimmer, following a horrific and humiliating incident at the state championship which involved the temporary loss of my swimsuit . . . and bowel control. I haven't been in a swimming pool since. No matter how much chlorine there is, all I can smell is raw sewage.

                            Thank you for reopening old wounds.

                            TPUM is pleased that Cuba is allowing religious freedom now, but horrified and angry that they are allowing the Catholic cult back in.
                            TRUE! But those mary skirt chasers probably won't find enough children to rape and will leave voluntarily. (Spic's eat poorly so there is a high child mortality rate).

                            The person under me is concerned that I'm a canamerican!

                            Servant Herbert.

                            P.S. Sorry to refill your mouth with the bile of foul memories, doesn't matter though, swimming is for fags. yes LOUG ANUS is his devil given name.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #2744
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                              The person under me is concerned that I'm a canamerican!
                              Not particularly. If you want to go to Heaven enough, you'll reject the Canuckistani lifestyle. If you don't, you won't.

                              TPUM thinks it should be a requirement for public office OR public employment (including, especially, schools) that the applicant be a True Christian(tm) or, given the likely shortage of available True Christians(tm), be required to take training in True Christianity(tm), the application of which to his or his (why would a woman be working instead of taking care of her husband's children?) job will be part of his performance evaluation.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Marc Thyme
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2013
                                • 46

                                #2745
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                TPUM thinks it should be a requirement for public office OR public employment (including, especially, schools) that the applicant be a True Christian™ or, given the likely shortage of available True Christians™, be required to take training in True Christianity™, the application of which to his or his (why would a woman be working instead of taking care of her husband's children?) job will be part of his performance evaluation.
                                Nearly completely true. It should be a requirement for any employment, at the discretion of the owner of the company hiring said employee. That's how I roll with my company. I have ways of discerning what lies in the heart of every applicant seeking employment. Non-Christians need not apply!

                                TPUM has, at least once, converted a Jehovah's Witless (or a Moron) who knocked on their door to True Christianity.
                                Yours always in the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,

                                Marc

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