Are contact lenses Godly?
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Explain why you think they would or would not be.Originally posted by LovePeace View PostAre contact lenses Godly?www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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They are a conceit and a deception! If God has blessed you with defective vision for the sins of your parents, who are you to try and thwart His Godly Plan by contriving with the minions of Satan to avoid punishment instead of your parents truly repenting?
A woman wearing them is even worse - a Godly True Christian™ man could be trapped into marriage with such a creature in the belief that he had a perfect bride.sigpic
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You are an idiot.Originally posted by Elizabeth View PostEzekiel, why are you using a computer? If God did not give you that computer, who are you to try and thwart His Godly Plan by contriving with the minions of Satan and using technology they invented?

And I just addressed this same steaming pile of nonsense from you in another post. All you have to do is read the Bible. Take a look at this:
This is summing – adding things up to get a True / False answerEx:38:21: This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest.
Now look at this:
And here we see conditional summing - =IF(Houses<Walls,SUM(H:H’), TRUE,IF(WALL=0, JUBILE),IF(HOUSE=CITY, TRUE),JUBILE))Le:25:29: And if a man sell a dwelling house in a walled city, then he may redeem it within a whole year after it is sold; within a full year may he redeem it.
Le:25:30: And if it be not redeemed within the space of a full year, then the house that is in the walled city shall be established for ever to him that bought it throughout his generations: it shall not go out in the jubile.
Le:25:31: But the houses of the villages which have no wall round about them shall be counted as the fields of the country: they may be redeemed, and they shall go out in the jubile.
I do not think there is a clearer example of the hint from God that Computers would be Godly.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Er... Pastor? (I think it might have been better if you had chosen something involving children or cleaning rather than logic - don't forget, we are dealing with a woman here.)Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post[...]And here we see conditional summing - =IF(Houses<Walls,SUM(H:H’), TRUE,IF(WALL=0, JUBILE),IF(HOUSE=CITY, TRUE),JUBILE))sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa. i love this forum. its gold. some of the things you guys come up with..Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostThey are a conceit and a deception! If God has blessed you with defective vision for the sins of your parents, who are you to try and thwart His Godly Plan by contriving with the minions of Satan to avoid punishment instead of your parents truly repenting?
A woman wearing them is even worse - a Godly True Christian™ man could be trapped into marriage with such a creature in the belief that he had a perfect bride.
god...blessed....me....with....defective....vision . as a result of sinning. he punished me through a lazy cornea. oh my. look out satan. you got nothin on the kind of stuff god will get me with. pretty useless 'punishment' (for such a loving god, he really is into punishing, ey?) if it can be solved with some polished glass
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Why do you mock the infinite mercy of the Lord? Sinners like you deserve to be tortured nonstop forever and ever and ever and ever, but God gives you warning and opportunity to change your evil ways. He starts with small gestures and curses, and if you ignore these, they escalate. This is a theme seen throughout the Bible. Accept Jesus now, son!Originally posted by fastcars.fire.danger View Posthahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa. i love this forum. its gold. some of the things you guys come up with..
god...blessed....me....with....defective....vision . as a result of sinning. he punished me through a lazy cornea. oh my. look out satan. you got nothin on the kind of stuff god will get me with. pretty useless 'punishment' (for such a loving god, he really is into punishing, ey?) if it can be solved with some polished glass
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Another gullible fool drawn into the modern, anti-Biblical "Love God" nonsense.Originally posted by fastcars.fire.danger View Post(for such a loving god, he really is into punishing, ey?)
I bet you've never bothered to read the Bible, have you?
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