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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974

    #1

    Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

    Praise Jesus and happy Birthday!
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

    Happy Birthday and congratulations.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

      Happy Birthday Pastor! Thank Jesus for not killing you for one more year!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #4
        Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

        Happy Belated Birthday, Pastor Reuben!
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464

          #5
          Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

          Congradulations, brother. Your "birthday bonus" check from the Board of Trustees is in the mail.
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          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

            How did I miss being the first to post this? DANG!

            HAPPY BIRTHDAY PBJ....er....PBR!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22887

              #7
              Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

              Happy Birthday PBR! This and a wedding? All things come in threes - something else good is bound to happen soon, so consider that my present to you.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Bryan Tamariki
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 285

                #8
                Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

                Happy Birthday Pastor Reuben.
                Joshua 24:15
                And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

                  Awesome(tm) Pastor Billy-Reuben! What do you want Birthday Santa to bring you this year besides JESUS?

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #10
                    Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

                    Happy Birthday!
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Mistress Cookie
                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 6790

                      #11
                      Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

                      Pastor! I made a Baby Jesus Cake for you!

                      It's the same recipe you liked for those cookout cupcakes, so I think you'll like it.

                      xoxoxoxo

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                      Attached Files

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                      • Brother V
                        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3481

                        #12
                        Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

                        Praise Jesus for you Brother!
                        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388

                          #13
                          Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Billy Reuben!

                          Happy Birthday Pastor Reuben! May you be blessed with many more years to come in which you can Praise Him!
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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