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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974

    #1

    Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

    Praise the Lord and enjoy your birthday!
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

    Happy Birthday and may God Bless You!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Condescending
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • May 2009
      • 33

      #3
      Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

      Happy birthday, God bless.
      Christians are sinless.


      Romans 5:14
      Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

      1 John 3:6
      Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

      1 John 3:9
      Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

      1 John 5:18
      We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

      3 John 11
      He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • May 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

        The Lord saw fit to allow you another Birthday.
        Praise HIM and Happy Birthday to you.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

          Blessed Christian Birthday, Pasta Zak!

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          • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 450

            #6
            Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

            Originally posted by SUV View Post
            Blessed Christian Birthday, Pasta Zak!
            As we used to sing in Sunday School,

            Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday,
            Happy Birthday to you,
            May the Lord bless and guide you,
            Another year through.

            In Christ
            Warren

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22898

              #7
              Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

              Congratulations, may you live long to buy me beer!
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #8
                Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

                Happy birthday Pastor Peters! May the Lord bless you with many more years to come.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

                  Praise Jesus for keeping you here with us for another year Pastor Peters. Your skills and talents are deeply appreciated. I hope you like the new putter I sent over.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

                    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother Peters!! I hope you have a blessed day!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Issac Peters!

                      Happy Birthday!

                      I had Rosa bake you a cake. It's coming by FedEx, and should arrive tomorrow.

                      I sure hope you like pussies!

                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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