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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Happy birthday Eugene Hackwith~!


    What's new with you? Did you treat yourself to anything nice, this year?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #2
    Re: Happy birthday Eugene Hackwith~!

    Happy Birthday Eugene - I bet you can remember when you were a year younger! It must just seem like yesterday.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Larry Lee
      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
      True Christian™ Theologian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 4464

      #3
      Re: Happy birthday Eugene Hackwith~!

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Happy Birthday Eugene - I bet you can remember when you were a year younger! It must just seem like yesterday.
      Ha Ha Ha, Little does he know that in a year or two, he'll reach such an advanced, arthritic, impotent old age that he won't necessarily recall exactly how old he is... It's coming your way, Hackwith. Happy Birthday!
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      I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Happy birthday Eugene Hackwith~!

        Brother Hackwith, Happy Birthday!

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974

          #5
          Re: Happy birthday Eugene Hackwith~!

          Happy Birthday!
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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          • Miss April
            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 685

            #6
            Re: Happy birthday Eugene Hackwith~!

            Happy Birthday Brother Eugene Hackwith I hope you have a Wonderful Day

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Happy birthday Eugene Hackwith~!

              Happy Birthday Brother Hack. I don't imagine you'll get around to reading this thread for awhile, because you're out planting on the back 40. I hope Jesus gives you another bumper crop this year, and doesn't kill you off before you can enjoy all that corn.

              Don't forget to send in your Birthday tithe.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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