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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Imagine

    Imagine you're a dentist. Then your next patient comes in and says, "Yes, I'm a wiccan!!"

    What is your next action. A Christian must follow secular law, but that leaves many options open to you.

    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Brother Lazarus
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 1062
      #2
      Re: Imagine

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Imagine you're a dentist. Then your next patient comes in and says, "Yes, I'm a wiccan!!"

      What is your next action. A Christian must follow secular law, but that leaves many options open to you.

      I think that instrument could be put to many Godly uses. Where can I order one?

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
          Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
          Forum Member
          • May 2009
          • 666
          #3
          Re: Imagine

          Ah, this is a trick question.

          Wiccans are ugly toothless witches, so they would have no need to visit a dentist!

          What do I win?
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          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

          Hosea 9:7
          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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            • Brother Jessup
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2009
              • 137
              #4
              Re: Imagine

              Dentistry is an un-holy pagan practice. If you don’t believe me, just look at this:

              http://www.egyptologyonline.com/the_dentist.htm

              A true Christian puts his faith in God. Dentistry is just another modern medical scam with non-Christian roots that tries to divert our faith away the Lord. If God wanted us to keep our teeth forever, he would never allow them to rot and fall off in the first place. Most of us southerners and the British understand this fact very well.



              The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken …….Amen!
              The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!

              And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Imagine

                  Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                  What do I win?
                  A bag of sand from Galilee that Jesus actually stepped upon!

                  Just send in $850 to cover shipping and handling charges...
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22897
                      #6
                      Re: Imagine

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      Imagine you're a dentist. Then your next patient comes in and says, "Yes, I'm a wiccan!!"

                      What is your next action. A Christian must follow secular law, but that leaves many options open to you.

                      Is that thing bolted to the wall?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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