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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Sister M&M's Baby Shower!

    WHEN: Satuday, June 27, 2009

    TIME: 1:00 PM

    WHERE: My Place in Apostle's Grove




    I think the LORD has told me it's a BOY, so I hope this helps with your gift decisions.
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  • Miss April
    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 685

    #2
    Re: Sister M&M's BABY SHOWER!!!!

    That's such Wonderful News Its a boy Sister I Going To try and Came and i will bring a gift

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Sister M&M's BABY SHOWER!!!!

      I'll be there! (Hint: I'm praying for a Baby's First Bible.)
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Professor Tyeisha X
        WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2009
        • 293

        #4
        Re: Sister M&M's BABY SHOWER!!!!

        Sister Mary Maria, have you at least considered an abortion? You do know a fetus is just a clump of cells, right? Just because a fetus has arms and legs, fingers and toes, a skeleton, a stomach, intestines, liver, gall bladder, eyes, ears, nose, sexual organs, lungs, a heart, and a brain doesn't make it human.

        Baby Showers are sexist creations by men to repress women's natural lesbianism and to foster the ersatz notion that women should be "mothers". These "rituals of sexism and stereotypes" merely brainwash women into accepting the sexist drivel spouted by heterosexual males: Thou shalt bear children.

        REAL women don't have children. Only a female with low self-esteem, ruled by her male dominators would turn herself into a "baby-making" machine.
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        • Miss April
          Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 685

          #5
          Re: Sister M&M's BABY SHOWER!!!!

          Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
          Sister Mary Maria, have you at least considered an abortion? You do know a fetus is just a clump of cells, right? Just because a fetus has arms and legs, fingers and toes, a skeleton, a stomach, intestines, liver, gall bladder, eyes, ears, nose, sexual organs, lungs, a heart, and a brain doesn't make it human.

          Baby Showers are sexist creations by men to repress women's natural lesbianism and to foster the ersatz notion that women should be "mothers". These "rituals of sexism and stereotypes" merely brainwash women into accepting the sexist drivel spouted by heterosexual males: Thou shalt bear children.

          REAL women don't have children. Only a female with low self-esteem, ruled by her male dominators would turn herself into a "baby-making" machine.
          Do you really think a good True Christian Women Like Sister Mary Maria Whould have a Abortion? I think not so How dare you even ask that Baby showers are not sexist what so ever So your wrong No Real true christian women want to make Soldiers for Christ lady you have no idea what your even talking about

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          • Praise be to God
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 11

            #6
            Re: Sister M&M's BABY SHOWER!!!!

            Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
            Sister Mary Maria, have you at least considered an abortion? You do know a fetus is just a clump of cells, right? Just because a fetus has arms and legs, fingers and toes, a skeleton, a stomach, intestines, liver, gall bladder, eyes, ears, nose, sexual organs, lungs, a heart, and a brain doesn't make it human.

            Baby Showers are sexist creations by men to repress women's natural lesbianism and to foster the ersatz notion that women should be "mothers". These "rituals of sexism and stereotypes" merely brainwash women into accepting the sexist drivel spouted by heterosexual males: Thou shalt bear children.

            REAL women don't have children. Only a female with low self-esteem, ruled by her male dominators would turn herself into a "baby-making" machine.
            If women were not supposed to be mothers, then why were we given the ability to have children? Also, how can life go on if women don't have children?

            Once a child is concieved and starts growing, then the child is a living human and having an abortion=murder.

            I don't have low self-esteem and I can't wait to find a Godly husband and start making little warriors for Christ! So I would rather go through the "ritual of sexism and stereotypes" then to become a God-hating, athiest, lesbian like you.

            I will be praying that you see the Truth before it's too late


            (P.S: Congrats Sister M&M!!!)
            Why is it that the fewer the facts non-believers have, the stronger the opinion?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22885

              #7
              Re: Sister M&M's BABY SHOWER!!!!

              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
              Sister Mary Maria, have you at least considered an abortion? You do know a fetus is just a clump of cells, right? Just because a fetus has arms and legs, fingers and toes, a skeleton, a stomach, intestines, liver, gall bladder, eyes, ears, nose, sexual organs, lungs, a heart, and a brain doesn't make it human.

              Baby Showers are sexist creations by men to repress women's natural lesbianism and to foster the ersatz notion that women should be "mothers". These "rituals of sexism and stereotypes" merely brainwash women into accepting the sexist drivel spouted by heterosexual males: Thou shalt bear children.

              REAL women don't have children. Only a female with low self-esteem, ruled by her male dominators would turn herself into a "baby-making" machine.
              Ah... if only your mother had known all that.
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              • Miss April
                Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 685

                #8
                Re: Sister M&M's BABY SHOWER!!!!

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Ah... if only your mother had known all that.
                Yes That's right Brother Ezekiel then she Whould of not had that nigro Trash The world whould be so much better without her

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: Sister M&M's Baby Shower!

                  Sister M&Ms, the blessed event is growing nearer with each day! How exciting!

                  I know just what to bring for the little tyke: Baby's First Rifle!

                  What other ideas do people have?
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Sister M&M's Baby Shower!

                    I'll be sending over a teething Bible for the wee lad. It's the least I can do.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • WickedWitch
                      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1366

                      #11
                      Re: Sister M&M's Baby Shower!

                      I hate baby showers. It's just a woman's way of suckering her friends into buying over-priced crap, and rubbing their noses in the fact that she has a new baby. "Look at my new baby, everybody. Isn't this just the most perfect, beautiful little baby you've ever seen? And listen to that angelic laugh, does your baby laugh like that? I'll bet not, because my baby is perfect." Well, you know what Sister M&M? NO I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT YOUR NEW BABY - GO SUCK A LEMON! AND GODDAMMIT, I'M NOT BITTER!



                      P.S.
                      Congratulations on your bundle of joy.






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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: Sister M&M's Baby Shower!

                        Did you know that Baby's First Rifle comes with a one-year "New Life" membership to the NRA?
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