I am looking for someone with a chainsaw to take this offensive tree down from Bethesda Street. (Expenses can be used to offset tithing.)
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Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostI am looking for someone with a chainsaw to take this offensive tree down from Bethesda Street. (Expenses can be used to offset tithing.)Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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I may be wrong, dear Brother Bathfire, but I have a hunch that that disgusting tree was planted by indecent, perverted homersexualists. They've been on a rampage over the past few years, with their assaults on family values and good, living. Yes, anybody with a chainsaw: please contact Brother Bathfire. And while we're at it, can we please also get rid of this other offensive tree?
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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