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I notice landover has been through another change in my absence. I hope to be able to spend more time among my Godly brothers and sisters of Landover, AMEN!!
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Welcome back, dear - we need all the good Christian help we can get, especially with that Rachael Van Chimp returning to spread her evilutionary propaganda on these most Blessed of Boards©. But even she isn't as bad as the latest influx of goth apologists, who insist on assaulting our eyes with the morbid contents of their Photobucket albums.Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View PostTrue Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you. -
Why thankyou, Mrs Rogers.
Yes, I notice that evolutionist van HELLsing is once more spreading hellbound idiocy amongst this Godly forum....a shame she could not be saved(r) and devote such energy into spreading the word of GOD(r)!
Goths assaulting the eyes of the landover congregation?? How awful, it seems there is an endless supply of them!Comment
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I don't think we have been properly introduced.
Sister Talitha here.
I expect we'll soon bump into each other down at the Nail Parlour where we can talk about fluffy things and Jesus®.
Hello and welcome.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Nice to meet you, Sister.
Always good to meet another Godly woman!Comment
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Praise Jesus!
Another sister to study the holy KJV1611 with.
Welcome!If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Greetings, SS.
Your name says you to be seeking salvation. Have you found it yet?Comment
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That's a rather interesting question..Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
But of course I have. Landover Baptist is the way to Salvation as we all know.
As for my name, well..
Once Jesus tells me of another, better, name.
I will request that it be changed according to His will.Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-24-2006, 12:58 AM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Hi Lady Sorrow,nice to see you back.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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Lady Sorrow....I was wondering when you'd find your way back to be amongst your fellow fundies.
Hairy Homer seems to have missed you
you may have an admirer there
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Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Re: Glad to be back, once more!
Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostLady Sorrow....I was wondering when you'd find your way back to be amongst your fellow fundies.
Hairy Homer seems to have missed you you may have an admirer there
What,don't you want her to stay then?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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Re: Glad to be back, once more!
Demons ate my computer!! And oh dear, what has happened to our beloved Landover in my absence??!!
Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!
~RainComment
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Re: Glad to be back, once more!
While we were beset by a demons for a short period of time Sister Rain. The Lord, as always, rose to His beloved elect's defense and erected this forum. Jesus message is again is a firm and hard shaft of TRUTH(tm) penetration the depraved darkness of the internet. PRAISE! If it wasn’t for Landover the internet would be nothing but countless websites of tallywacker obsessed homers. PRAISE Jesus again!Originally posted by Rain View Post
Welcome back Sister Rain.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Glad to be back, once more!
Praise!Originally posted by Rain View Post
Jesus has truly smiled upon us lately, sending us this many sisters for bible (KJV1611) study.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Re: Glad to be back, once more!
Hiya, LS, Sweetie, don't tell me it's true that you have become a TC? Impossible -- remember the good old days when you led Team Heathen to a sweeping victory over the True Christians™ in the role-reversal thread?Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
Surely you must just be pretending. Shall we have dinner somewhere and discuss it -- relax, reminisce...Comment
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