IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

[WickedWitch]

Alie's 19 today! 19 years of life! Time to celebrate like crazy, because I'm one whole year older! So here you may all post your well-wishings and happy-birthdays, and congratulations, if you have any post.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

[eightofninekev]

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Happy birthday

[OnYourKnees]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

One step closer to eternal Hellfire, congratulations!

Did you accept Jesus yet? He only wants to love you, and enjoy your eternal unquestioning obedience and worship!

[Star Finder]

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19...

good

that's a good age to procreate. get started now because were gonna need some more foot soldiers.

[SUV]

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Well, Jesus Christ! Happy Birthday, then, Alie!

[Brother V]

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Some people get cards for their birthdays. You seem to want to be banned.

You should edit your original post.

AND if you ever mention that again, you WILL get your birthday wish.

YIC
V

[WickedWitch]

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You should edit your original post.

I can't edit it. Remember, you only have 10 minutes after you've made a post to edit it, and my ten minutes are up. Sorry, didn't think anyone'd take offense to it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Happy birthday, Alie!!

[SalvationSeeker]

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That's 19 years WASTED without Jesus!
I got Saved at about your age Alie, and now.. about 5 years later:
I am so happy I accepted Jesus! And if I wouldn't have accpeted Him, I'd most surely be dead by now.. Or alteast a very vile and sinful man!

Please, don't waste this day too, like the rest of your pitiful existance..
Make this birthday a memorable one; celebrate in style by accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour!

[WickedWitch]

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Happy birthday!

congratulations!

19...

good

Well, Jesus Christ! Happy Birthday, then, Alie!

Happy birthday, Alie!!

Thank you so much everybody!

Some people get cards for their birthdays. You seem to want to be banned.

You should edit your original post.

AND if you ever mention that again, you WILL get your birthday wish.

YIC
V

I'm really really sorry, V. (<-- That last emoticon might look sarccastic, but I actually do mean it.)

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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19 years of unspeakable sin, spitting on God's love? What's sickening about it is that you're actually celebrating instead of hanging your head with shame! Is there a single shred of humanity left in you, Allie?
Enjoy the festivities while you can. Jesus is on His way and He's coming for you (and all other sinners).

[lilith]

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Happy Birthday Alie,hope you got lots of lovely loot & have a day to remember.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Allie,

That means most likely only have 61 years of life left before you move on to the afterlife. Less if Jesus returns (which should be soon). Even less if God gets feed up and smites you. You have said you have some health issues already, you time may be soon. Repent and tithe while you still have the chance. We TRUE Christians can't help you when your bunny worshiping lands you in Hell.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Booby Joe!
It's Alie's birthday, surely you can wait a day or so before resuming telling her how much she's destined to burn in hell?

And she does NOT worship bunnies.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Bobby Joe!
It's Allie's birthday, surely you can wait a day or so before resuming telling her how much she's destined to burn in hell?

When better than an annual milestone to remind her that she's one year closer to an eternity of roasting on a spit or that she's wasted another year wallowing in sin and angering God?
No, today is a very good day to rebuke her for her wanton, Satanic ways.