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  • Lady Sorrow
    Godly woman
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 87
    #16
    Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

    Well, I see the little witch has aged another year. Another year without being smote. You should count yourself lucky, Alie. Have you considered that the fact you haven't been smote means that you might yet have a place amongst the Saved®?

    Surely you do not wish to be flung amidst the eternal torments of hell along with Lilith and Van Hellspawn, do you? Imagine being stuck with those two for all eternity, as well as the flames!

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      • lilith
        Night Hag
        • Sep 2006
        • 1232
        #17
        Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

        Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
        Well, I see the little witch has aged another year. Another year without being smote. You should count yourself lucky, Alie. Have you considered that the fact you haven't been smote means that you might yet have a place amongst the Saved®?

        Surely you do not wish to be flung amidst the eternal torments of hell along with Lilith and Van Hellspawn, do you? Imagine being stuck with those two for all eternity, as well as the flames!

        There would be compensations - at least we wouldn't bore her to death with long holier-than-thou sermons.
        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729
            #18
            Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

            Originally posted by lilith View Post
            There would be compensations - at least we wouldn't bore her to death with long holier-than-thou sermons.
            No, you'll be far too busy screaming in the eternal and infinite agony of God's Justice.

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131
                #19
                Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

                Originally posted by lilith View Post
                There would be compensations - at least we wouldn't bore her to death with long holier-than-thou sermons.
                Nah, Lady S wouldn't do that. More likely she bore us to death with talks of Godly young men and proper ladylike housework!
                Or she'd try to make house mice out of us!
                I'll stick with being a 'hellbound heathen', thanks
                And I don't believe in a hell, although there is the one in which we already live....
                Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 03-30-2007, 03:41 AM.
                sigpic
                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621
                    #20
                    Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Nah, Lady S wouldn't do that. More likely she bore us to death with talks of Godly young men and proper ladylike housework!
                    Or she'd try to make house mice out of us!
                    The resident witches accusing someone else of trying to turn people into mice?

                    Originally posted by Rachael Vanic! At The Disco
                    And I don't believe in a hell, although there is the one in which we already live....
                    You've been hanging around with goths and emos for far too long.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027
                        #21
                        Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        bore us to death with talks of Godly young men and proper ladylike housework
                        It just goes to show how un$avED some "people" can be, as these are two topics that a Christian Lady would never find boring, neither together nor individually!

                        And sometimes, assuming that one is $avED enough, why this "Godly young Man" (AKA "Jesus" ) just might up and jump into the shower with you to rinse away all of that Housework/Crucifixion grime! Oh! Glory!!!

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131
                            #22
                            Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

                            Ummm... wasn't that the Mexican gardener, SUV?
                            sigpic
                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #23
                                Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Ummm... wasn't that the Mexican gardener, SUV?
                                Did you just call Sister Sue a Meskin gardener? For shame!
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 5131
                                    #24
                                    Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

                                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                    Did you just call Sister Sue a Meskin gardener? For shame!
                                    I don't mean SUV. I mean the Mexican gardener who jumped into the shower with her.
                                    sigpic
                                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 18405
                                        #25
                                        Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

                                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                        I don't mean SUV. I mean the Mexican gardener who jumped into the shower with her.
                                        SUV's garderner is named Hesus Rachael, not Jesus.

                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #26
                                            Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

                                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                            SUV's garderner is named Hesus Rachael, not Jesus.
                                            Wow! Any relation to OUR Rachael?
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Enobarbus
                                                Professor of English Landover University
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 3496
                                                #27
                                                Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

                                                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                                                Alie's 19 today! 19 years of life! Time to celebrate like crazy, because I'm one whole year older! So here you may all post your well-wishings and happy-birthdays, and congratulations, if you have any post.

                                                HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
                                                That you have made it thus far is evidence of Satan looking after his own. If only wisdom had supervened somewhere along the way and you had put aside your sinful witchy ways and repented, accepted Jesus, married a fine young True Christian™ man, started popping babies, and maintaining a robust tithing regime. Still, maybe there is still hope, although I doubt it.
                                                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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