[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Why? Because you dont like what I like, therefore you dislike what I have to say?

Is there a "Captain Obvious" medal available?

[Unhelpful Energy]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I just wanted to say that everything in this Forum offends me. What I know of the christian religion is that it's based on acceptance from it's roots.
I wanted to comment on people being offended by others getting "special treatment". Other than the majority of people disagreeing with what I saw in this post as special treatment, I don't think that's the problem. Expecting someone else to not get something because you don't have it is greed and envy.
The ideas of Jesus are to spread love and turn the other cheek, not to spread hate and look for more. Any problem you see with the external physical world is a direct problem you see with yourself. To be closer to god you first need to fix yourself, no one else's.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I just wanted to say that everything in this Forum offends me. What I know of the christian religion is that it's based on acceptance from it's roots.
I wanted to comment on people being offended by others getting "special treatment". Other than the majority of people disagreeing with what I saw in this post as special treatment, I don't think that's the problem. Expecting someone else to not get something because you don't have it is greed and envy.
The ideas of Jesus are to spread love and turn the other cheek, not to spread hate and look for more. Any problem you see with the external physical world is a direct problem you see with yourself. To be closer to god you first need to fix yourself, no one else's.

Friend, kindly share the Bible chapter and verse that reads "The Christian religion is based on acceptance from its roots."

If you cannot (and I know you cannot, because it's not in there), I'll expect an apology to the Sweet Baby Jesus for your libel.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I have one word.

Prancercise

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I have one word.

Prancercise

Brother, I just watched this and I'm highly offended by her camel toe.

She must be a call girl.

[John Creeser]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I just learned most of our Godly American hockey teams are made up of mostly Canadians???

Invasion?

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I just wanted to say that everything in this Forum offends me. What I know of the christian religion is that it's based on acceptance from it's roots.
I wanted to comment on people being offended by others getting "special treatment". Other than the majority of people disagreeing with what I saw in this post as special treatment, I don't think that's the problem. Expecting someone else to not get something because you don't have it is greed and envy.
The ideas of Jesus are to spread love and turn the other cheek, not to spread hate and look for more. Any problem you see with the external physical world is a direct problem you see with yourself. To be closer to god you first need to fix yourself, no one else's.

Right now, sir, you are the most offensive thing on this forum.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Any problem you see with the external physical world is a direct problem you see with yourself.

Sounds good (in an extentialist psychobabble sort of way).
..The population in your "external physical world" is projected to peak at around 10½ billion.
.....What does Jesus say?
........Let's have a look at Revelation:

REVELATION 6
1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see..
8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
KJV . WHOLE CHAPTER

10,500,000,000 ÷ 4 = 2,625,000,000

REVELATION 9
2–5 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit. And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power. And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads. And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
17–18 And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone. By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.

10,500,000,000 ÷ 3 = 3,500,000,000
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .+ 2,625,000,000
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6,125,000,000

20–21 And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.
KJV . WHOLE CHAPTER

How do we know Jesus is doing this? He explicitly says so in Chapter 1 and throughout. Additionally I should point out that animals are included in this purge and that miscellaneous additional humans are also killed. From chapters 5, 8 and 22:

REVELATION 5
2 And I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the book, and to loose the seals thereof?
4–5 And I wept much, because no man was found worthy to open and to read the book, neither to look thereon. And one of the elders saith unto me, Weep not: behold, the Lion of the tribe of Juda, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof.
REVELATION 22
16 I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

REVELATION 8
1 And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour..
9 And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
10–11 And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
KJV . CONTEXT

There is an additional unspecified quantity of humans in Revelation 8:11 which I will not estimate but should include in the runnung total, here:


additional unspecified quantity = additional unspecified quantity
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .+ 6,125,000,000
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6,125,000,000 + additional unspecified quantity


So comparing that with what you have claimed:

I just wanted to say that everything in this Forum offends me. What I know of the Christian religion is that it's based on acceptance from it's roots.
The ideas of Jesus are to spread love and turn the other cheek, not to spread hate and look for more.

..the onus is on you to justify what you have written. There is a real problem with the world. And Jesus is the Answer.

To be closer to God you first need to fix yourself

He has PROMISED the solution which He will implement; the solution is to KILL all the devil worshippers, idolators (whether their idols are made of gold, silver, brass, stone or wood), murderers, sorcerers, fornicators and thieves.
In many cases, according to the Promise of Jesus (which I have posted verbatim), the death event will be preceded by 5 months of torture at a level normally sufficient to induce death but on this occasion the death will not in fact occur until later.

These are non-Christians.

And the number of people Jesus will be killing is in the 7 billion range, that is 6,125,000,000 + addional unspecified quantity.

Start onusing.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The Book of Penelope
1:1 For canned Pasta was an Abomination before F.S.M.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The Book of Penelope
1:1 For canned Pasta was an Abomination before F.S.M.

Where is this false bible of yours? I collect false bibles, and I'd like to have a copy of yours, all the better to warn decent people with.

Anyway I always thought that Chef Boyardee was one of your saints.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Where is this false bible of yours? I collect false bibles, and I'd like to have a copy of yours, all the better to warn decent people with.

Here is a false bible for you.

You can find the path to the True Gospel in my signature.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

When the Hutchins family has 'International Night' once a year, we sometimes have used italian food like authentic Chef-Boy-r-dee. Much better than catsup on chinese noodles.
All I know is that if God wants us to eat pasta, He would of made cows and pigs out of it. He did not, He made Steaks and Bacon.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

As it states in the Holy Text

That midget, however, was goddamn noisy. The FSM couldn't deal with all the complaining down on earth, so the Lord FSM commanded the midget, saying, "Here's an idea... why don't you collect the semolina, rice, and what-have-you, and make pasta in my image. That's what it's there for. And fill your mouth with it and be quiet and peaceful.

So clearly Our Lord wants us to eat pasta.

But, Monsieur Hutchins, you are leading us away from the sujet.

[John Creeser]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

As it states in the Holy Text

So clearly Our Lord wants us to eat pasta.

But, Monsieur Hutchins, you are leading us away from the sujet.

There is no more pasta in the Creeser household...thanks to you. I have no idea why Pastor Ezekiel lets you post here. I can only assume it`s to show how ridiculous your `religion`is.

An afterlife of beer volcanoes and strippers....disgusting!!!!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

An afterlife of beer volcanoes and strippers....disgusting!!!!

As opposed to an afterlife of either, having to consistently massage the ego of an insecure narcissistic sadist, or burning in an eternal pit of fire.

I'll take the Beer and Strippers, thank you very much.